Husband, Dad, Engineer, Sensei, Field Hockey and Lax fan. Still secretly hoping to be a Major League pitcher, Jedi Master or starship captain. AKA Mr Bevan.

Joined August 2011
It’s like in the movies
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If you are in any way pleased by Charlie Kirk’s death, you have a sickness in your soul. Get help. You can disagree with someone without becoming a ghoul.
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4⃣5⃣ 💣
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Gebsdojo retweeted
Let Us Never Forget! #911NeverForget
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“If you’re hitting .210 or lower, you shouldn’t be allowed to challenge” #Phillies #KrukQuotes #ABS
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Official Statement Regarding Western Michigan - Michigan Football Game 🗒️: bit.ly/4cxOiYH
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Earned that game ball 🤝
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Gebsdojo retweeted
Michigan’s new fight song
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Incredible afternoon from our guy Zeus
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Gebsdojo retweeted
Jesús Luzardo had never pitched into the 9th inning before today ... In his first time, he completes a 2-hit shutout!
Jesús Luzardo completes his first career shutout!
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Western Michigan University’s police department posted a crime log on Facebook after the Broncos’ controversial loss to Michigan. The first line: Robbery, Michigan Stadium, Suspect: NCAA, Big Ten Officials, Warrant Requested.
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THERE GOES MY HEROOOOOO
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Jesús Almighty ⚡️
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Hats off to Jesús
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BREAKING: Employee no longer considered late to work after informing boss that he keeps time himself with a secret special internal clock that nobody else has access to except for him
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Who would’ve thought that Michigan having their coach break into his mistresses house with a butter knife wouldn’t have been the low point for Michigan football the last 12 months?
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Not buying it.
A statement regarding the results of tonight's game between Michigan and Western Michigan.
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Two plays before Michigan’s TD, the official told the clock operator to set the clock to 0:09. Therefore, there’s no reason for the two clocks to be out-of-sync with each other before the clock hit 0:00. “Game clock operator please reset the game clock to nine seconds. Nine.”
A statement regarding the results of tonight's game between Michigan and Western Michigan.
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PSA for all Sooner fans headed to Michigan
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