Biggest dick in Bizarro world

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In’Cest La Vie retweeted
Caleb Williams reposted this on Tik Tok 28 mins ago safe to say he’s back…. @CALEBcsw
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This is sick
A man was caught with a glock painted to look like a Nerf gun. [📸: Catawba County Sheriff Office ]
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In’Cest La Vie retweeted
6. UConn
top 5 places where lesbians come from: 1. brazil 2. philippines 3. china 4. thailand 5. spain
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Lmfao I love this
Luther Burden has more Chicago in his blood than Chicago native Anthony Davis. We don’t claim him 💯
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All fine but who the fuck is king princess?
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Unless you’re willing to say the brain capacity of men is higher than women’s you can’t say this
Seeing men already sharing this as proof that she lied about the whole thing and defending the rapists so clearly people need a reminder here. This text is from October 21st. It wasn’t until November 8th she found out everything and reported the rape. It even says in this message she only addresses Jonathan and Matt because she initially agreed to a THREESOME. At this time she did not know about the group chat or that Johnathan was advertising her drugged and unconscious body to his 57 frat brothers. She even says in the first sentence her memory is still clouded. Also the reason she says the gangbang rumors don’t matter is because at this time she was still under the impression she only had a THREESOME with Johnathan and Matt. To her the rest are rumors and it wasn’t until much later after she was the snapchats that she was finally able to piece it all together. Johnathan is apologizing for other men being in the room but makes no mention that they actually participated in the sex. She has no reason to think anything different at this moment. It isn’t until later that she realized what happened which we already heard in the call she had with Winston. TMZ releasing this is incredibly ignorant and they know it’s just hurting her more.
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I forget about Kendrick and say thug is the best rapper and then I hear a Kendrick song and I’m like “oh… yeah”
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Event coordinator just watched me set the whole room up for 79 people and then asked me “dumb question… in the future do you think we could fit 70 in half the room?” That was a dumb question. Don’t speak to me
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finally, real sports journalism
Maxx Crosby claims Patrick Mahomes moans when he gets tackled trib.al/FSXmH8d
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What if instead of Greek life, it was chinese life. "Yeah bro I'm rushing 毛 (Mao) 泽 (Ze) 东 (Dong) next semester." "There's like 1.4 billion people in my pledge class." "I heard the pledge master's a dick bro." I am Clarence Xiao Jr 👍
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This is absolutely Mac's storyline in an episode of Always Sunny
Fox interviews a guy who claims he went to heaven for 18 days. He can report that Jesus is not only male but about 5’11 or 6 feet tall and really masculine. “Talk about testosterone. Like a mustang.” It’s over for the Talarico campaign.
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