A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.

Why do they say “head over heels”? Most of the time your head is over your heels.

In the international aisle of the supermarket. Those Caribbeans are off the hook! I’ll take their word for it as to the accuracy of the taste.

… and just like that Gene Hackman and his family are history.

Saturday with my new girl, “Henny” at the range. .357 Magnum carbine. Sweet, just sucked up any recoil. Iron sights. Kind of fun lever action. #RangeDay #Saturday #2A #USA 😎

I know we yankees don’t get credit for auto racing, but if any of y’all good ole boys commuted in Connecticut every day, you’d understand. #22Logano #Daytona #NASCAR

If the bird flu is causing the price of eggs to skyrocket, why is no one talking about the price of chicken? Does the bird flu kill egg laying chickens only?

First I was listening to Boston, then I was listening to Cream. Now for some reason I want a doughnut.

To J6ers and MilVax refusers, welcome back! To Marxist teachers - flush your purple hair dye. To illegal aliens and all criminals including cartels - Run!

I don’t know the French words for “pea soup”, but translated back to English it means “scorch the bottom of a pot”.

BREAKING NEWS! Macon, GA - Man synthesizes spiritual sub harmonic frequency, accidentally goes to Heaven.

When a stranger learns you’ve served in the military and they give you the “Thank you for your service”, I’d like to reply: “I didn’t know you back then or I may not have served.” “You’re welcome. I dropped napalm on little babies.” “No thank YOU for being so virtuous.”

“Doctor Sleep” movie not as good as the book, but I can watch it over and over and over again.

Now it’s listening devices to ticket loud vehicles. Before it was ‘shot spotter’ devices. Next they’ll be listening for spoken words. Big brother is here.

#UConn steamrolling Northwestern. This is the madness part, it’s not even close. I like the tournament when there’s upsets, Cinderellas, not the same old franchises. #MarchMadness

Using taxpayer dollars to forgive student loan debt will buy votes, but more importantly it sets the narrative so that harvesting “ghost votes” of students who registered to vote on campus, but are now long gone, make sense. It’s the same formula they use for urban votes.