Get Anthony Richardson in the game 🐊

I am in the booth today

With Aaron Philo being injured (I broke his jaw just like I did with Lagway. Shit play makes me throw hands) I am starting Aidan Warner vs Texas. Thank you for your attention to this matter 🐊 #MagaGators

Everyone has been waiting on my statement. I would like to make it clear that I have not called played the last two weeks. Buster Faulkner faught me in the locker room, and took my playbook away. Sumrall gave it back today. I’m back as OC of the 🐊. I’ll be starting Tram. No Q’s.

Elijah Brown. If you hit the portal, hit my line. - Gerry

I am walking up to the booth right now. Mizzou tried to stop me. I broke through. #GERRYOFFENSE

Buster Faulkner sucks. I was blacked out in the bathroom but I woke up and will call plays from now on. #GerryOffense. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION🐊

Why did the WOKE MOB move our game from 3:30 to 3:50? Maybe AOC is doing a pregame dance? Help me understand. #WOKEMOB #MIZZOU

Mississippi State is so worried about keeping #KamarioTaylor. Keep him in what? A fucking toilet? He’s stinky poopy. NIL? More like NOT INTERESTED. #POOBOMB #FARTYMCFARTS

Wow just got a call from Dick Lambeau. He wants me to coach the Packers. Sorry coach, I am LOCKED IN TO THE GATORS! 🐊

I am Jameis Winston’s bookie. He bet his under on yards - who do I contact?! @NFL @NFLPA #ProtectTheGame

🚨POTENTIAL RIGGING IN THE GIANTS GAME🚨 have a call with Godell later to discuss. STAY TUNED!! #OverNation 🐊

RUN THE DAMN BAUGH.

BELT TO ASS FN. GO GATORS!

I deferred the coin flip. Go gators

🚨UPDATE ALERT🚨 due to the lighting strikes in the area, I will be CALLING PLAYS FROM THE BOOTH!!! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER 🐊🐊