Occasionally NSFW but in like a jokes way, not a porn way

Joined July 2023
QRTing this so I can pin it
"Gooning through Ohio ain't like grinding in Fort, boy. Without W Rizz we'll get fanum taxed or bounce too close to a Skibidi Toilet, and that would end your edging streak real quick wouldn't it?"
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when i beat the Ocarina of Time remake and see original Metroid was added to the options menu
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Is the McRib being limited to a handful of cities a recession indicator?
McDonald's is bringing back the McRib on October 27. It will only be available in select cities including Los Angeles, Chicago, Miami, Atlanta, Philadelphia and Dallas.
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holy shit they made a nothing burger
Burger King is selling bunless burgers made with nothing but beef in Japan The patties cost more than regular cheeseburgers
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Every Kiwi Farms user has gotta die dawg
Manuel Otto, mobile game developer behind 'Stick Run', has self-immolated on livestream as fans watched. kiwifarms.net/threads/stick-…
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Everybody say thank you Flying Fists He-Man for getting Mattel to start doing vac metal on retail figures again
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I don’t know how the AT&T people at Costco do it man. Just sit there all day constantly getting denied and ignored. Gritty.
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God fucking damnit just earlier today I said the reason I don't wanna collect the Batman side of things again beyond the exclusive is because every time I buy a Batman figure a new one that's closer to what I want will drop
Mattel and Jada's display at CTE The Batman on display are Killing Joke Batman, Absolute Batman and JLU Batman
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It's gotta either be the GameCube Controller or the Dualsense
What is the GOAT gaming controller?
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My brother was killed in a pod racing accident so excuse me if I don’t find “Biddy Blas” very funny
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Both prequels specialize in making the viewer dread the day the protagonists turn into the worst versions of themselves. We are aware that one day Jimmy turns into a criminal, and John turns into Mark Wahlberg
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Finally watched Halloween Ends and besides the geriatric fight scene being kinda entertaining, it's irredeemably bad
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I hate that the only criticism anyone has is culture war nonsense about it disrespecting the series because Michael not being prevalent is the least of its issues. I like the core idea of how evil spreads among outcasts, but it wasn't well executed. Also visually it's gray sludge
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The Forest Temple in Ocarina of Time is one of the most awesome parts of the game. Why? Because it is a full blown demonstration of the perversion of Hyrule and Link's entire world. You enter expecting a plant themed dungeon and instead you get this extremely unsettling haunted mansion. Ghosts, skeletons, werewolves, and a literal Demon as the dungeon boss. All this in the sacred heart of the forest. It sets the tone for the adult Link half of the game perfectly and tells you the cute stuff is over. #OcarinaOfTimeRemake
Replying to @LadyStain33
They should rename it tbh. It's barely plant themed.
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This was already addressed in Clerks (1994), you're just 21.
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They will look you dead in the eye and unironically say; yes, even the sanitation staff on the Death Star or a Star Destroyer deserve to be taken out Which is actually jarring when you realize that most people attribute real world political beliefs to their favorite media
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dock worker 10k in medical debt: "oh shit she hulk is woke now"
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This is DEFCON 1 for our democracy. I expect every Democrat, from the most right wing flank of the party to the left, to come out guns blazing in defense of Ilhan Omar. Any Dem who stays on the sidelines of this or offers only muted, noncommittal criticism should be ostracized.
BREAKING WSJ: The Trump admin's investigation into Rep. Ilhan Omar is aimed at building a case to strip her of her U.S. citizenship and ultimately deport her, according to U.S. officials and other people familiar with the probe. wsj.com/politics/policy/ilha…
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It's crazy that there's a tool out there that's become vital to they way I do my job, parent my kids, and make major life decisions; and yet we barely spend more on it than AI
TIL that global spending on alcohol is still larger than AI infrastructure spending this year ($1.7T vs $1.5T)
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Saying Lego is never larped is BS. Just look at the pocket fig thing from earlier this year when people were buying expensive Minifigures and putting them in little tins to flex them in public places
Video game larp tier list
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Interestingly, this uses the modern anglocentric Hylian script from ALBW onwards instead of the Japanese based OOT era Hylian script
here's some nice photos of the Zelda Switch 2 Pro Controller and Nintendo Store exclusive stand (via @EpicRayBacon) still waiting for this to go back in stock... Amazon: amzn.to/4rwQXId #ad Nintendo: bit.ly/4dHsQRA w/ display stand Best Buy: bit.ly/4s5R6T9 Walmart: bit.ly/4yOyda9 Target: bit.ly/4i0wGX6
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Perverts will see a character with a scarf in their outfit and their first thoughts will be "yo imagine if they were gagged with it" (I'm perverts)
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