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Down in the sewer.
Joined May 2010
I’m not convinced by this #DrWho storyline. I grew up in Sheffield. The locals would kick the shit out of giant spiders. No messing.
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I’ve just come back from my local Cenotaph, remembering the fallen—including people I knew. Now I’m watching politicians lay wreaths alongside veterans, and frankly, it turns my fucking stomach. Today shouldn’t be about politics. But watching Labour pay solemn tribute while pursuing what I regard as witch hunts against veterans is hypocrisy I cannot stomach. You’ve some fucking brass neck bowing your heads to the dead while leaving the living looking over their shoulders. The wreath doesn’t wipe that away. Neither does the carefully rehearsed expression of concern. Our veterans deserve your support all year—not your fucking performance every November.
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100% agree
I've been in politics for a quarter century. It's hard to express how staggering it is to see a conversation like this on corporate US media. The Morning Joe panel gobsmacked by the directness of @AbdulElSayed's points. (clip via @DropSiteNews)
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Did someone say Beveragino?
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Painting Picard 💫
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I played golf yesterday at a posh course. Just before teeing off, a cart went by with some posh kids in it, that was playing Last Christmas by Wham. I was #Whamageddoned before November, for Christ’s sake. 🤦🏻
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I hate when people say "it costs nothing to be kind", as if sarcasm isn't free too.
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Replying to @easyballinside
Nope, I'm over 5ft tall, don't do coke, live in the UK, and don't expect others to pay for me to exist - also I'm not a racist criminal.
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They should confiscate all of Tesco's profits and give them to Poundland. Why not? It's what they're doing to the country as a whole.
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A&E should have two waiting rooms. One for smackheads and drunks and one for sober people.
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How long before we find out the brother-in-law of a government MP owns a bottled water and wind-up radio farm?
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The Blues Brothers. Non stop action, hilarity, famous cameos and cool music.
You get ONE cinema screening to convince someone to fall in love with films. What are you putting on? And remember… you have to sit next to them if they hate it. 😂🎬
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14.5 hour flight ahead. I have my coping mechanisms.
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He spotted me taking the photo. Mean stare. #Galapagos
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Feck me. Airport security checks bring out the obstreperous former CEO in me. Grrrrr 🤬
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Fascinating thread.🪡 Totally absorbed me. 🤣
With all this dicourse, around dating bisexual men; what is the most ridiculous yet valid reason you have decided not to date someone? I once ended things, with a man I was seeing, because he wouldn't try new foods. Chinese, Indian, Thai? All off limits. I just couldn't do it.
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An amazing achievement! Fantastic work @ruthlesslambert,
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