writer and person. Pre-order my new book below.

Joined December 2011
We are experiencing a slight delay... The 30th annual @latimes Festival of Books can't get here fast enough! 😜 Luckily, @GaryJanetti will be there! He's the bestselling author of "Start Without Me," "Do You Mind If I Cancel?" and "We Are Experiencing a Slight Delay." He is also the writer and producer of #FamilyGuy, "Will & Grace," "Vicious," and "The Prince." 📚📺 Catch him on the panel, "Get Lost: How to Travel Like the Experts," on Sunday, April 27! ✈️ latimes.com/fob25
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Was really confused about what to do in this fire, but then a non-working actor posted “stay safe” on his instagram story.
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Instead of candy I’m giving out constructive criticism.
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I don’t even remember giving Kamala Harris my number.
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Can’t wait! Come see me a Chicago! (Ok, Naperville)
TICKETS GOING FAST! Grab a ticket to meet Gary Janetti @GaryJanetti on July 12th, before we sell out! Gary will give a talk, take Q&A, and have a signing/photo line! TICKETS HERE: GaryJanettiAndersons.eventco…
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Threads doesn’t seem like such a stupid name any more.
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Ticket link in bio! I’m so excited and totally not regretting doing this!
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Please send Nicole Kidman to pick me up at the airport.
ON SALE NOW 📣 An Evening(ish) with @GaryJanetti Spend an evening with Janetti as he reads essays from his bestselling books "Do You Mind If I Cancel?" and "Start Without Me" and answers questions from the audience. 🎫 On Sale Now bit.ly/GARYJANE23
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🎉 START WITHOUT ME by @GaryJanetti is now in paperback! @PublishersWkly says "this entertains from start to finish." Don't just take our word for it, check the thread below ⬇️ and get your copy today: bit.ly/3V79niK
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I can’t wait until Twitter tells me if I liked the halftime show.
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The Prince streaming on @hbomax!
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Kim and Pete announced they have decided to amicably end their storyline.
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If there’s anything worse than receiving an invitation to a destination wedding I haven't experienced it. From my new book Start Without Me Order here. Like if you want. us.macmillan.com/books/97812…
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Please let RuPaul be next.
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