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37-year-old beardy one from @shitstormuk | MCA finalist 2017 | MC and Comedian based in London | #TwatOutOfHell | “a filthy hidden gem”

London
Joined June 2011
Keep seeing posts about best wrestling finishers and none of these clowns mention the "GORE". Fools. Top 10 finisher all day long.
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GGK Comedy Knights Sat 12th Oct 7:15pm The Glebe #Stevenage #UKcomedy @GaryGKnightley LINE-UP Andy Zapp Bob "Walshy" Walsh Gordon Steegall Gary Sansome Lewis Howard TIX jokepit.com/comedy-in/steven… #JOKEPIT "IT'S A WHOLE LOTTA LAUGHTER"
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I am so happy Luke beat this gurning dancing fella.
SUBLIME FROM HUMPHRIES! Dimitri Van den Bergh hits back-to-back 180s as he bids to level at 11-11, but Humphries has other ideas! 😂 📺 bit.ly/WM24Live #WMDarts | QF
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My husband Gary didn’t tell me he was going to be a dancer at Eurovision #eurovision @GaryGKnightley @bbceurovision @Eurovision
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🚨 COMEDY CIRCUIT NEWS 🚨 GGK Comedy Knights 🥳 #CCNEWS For this and more great shows near you check out 🎟🔗 jokepit.com/comedy-by/ggk-co… Welcome to Comedy Circuit News in this episode we're showcasing, GGK Comedy Knights Knebworth Sat 17th Feb 2024 at 7:30pm ends 10:30pm Knebworth Village Hall, Park Lane, Knebworth, UK @GaryGKnightley 🎟🔗 jokepit.com/comedy-by/ggk-co… 🤩 JokePit The Comedy Box Office 'Supporting Local Comedy!' 🤓 Selling Tickets? Click join.jokepit.com/ 🥳 Planning a great night out, search shows near you! Click jokepit.com/home 'FIND THE BEST LOCAL COMEDY NEAR YOU' #JOKEPIT Powered by JokePit Connecting presented by @mxjulianaheng #comedy #comedyvideos #comedyclub #comedyshow #standupcomedy #livecomedy #comedynight #comedian #livecomedyshow #supportlocalcomedy #supportlocal
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Only just seen this. Where did they find that picture? 😳 🤣 Saturday GGK Comedy Knights Knebworth. Tickets on Jokepit.
🚨 COMEDY CIRCUIT NEWS 🚨 #CCNEWS 12TH FEB - 17TH FEB 2024 Welcome to Comedy Circuit News in this episode we're showcasing events from Monday 12th Feb to Saturday 17th Feb! EastVille Comedy Club presents: Monday Night Comedy in Brooklyn! Mon 12th Feb 2024 at 8:00pm ends 9:30pm - Eastern Time (US & Canada) EastVille Comedy Club, Atlantic Avenue, Brooklyn, NY, USA 🎟🔗 jokepit.com/comedy-by/eastvi… Sofa SoFunny! featuring Matt Price, Samantha Day & friends Tue 13th Feb 2024 at 7:30pm ends 9:30pm The Angelic, Liverpool Road, London, UK 🎟🔗 jokepit.com/comedy-by/sofa-s… Date Me Please! Wed 14th Feb 2024 at 8:30pm ends 10:30pm - Kuala Lumpur Scoopsy, Jalan SS 14/1, Ss 14, Subang Jaya, Selangor, Malaysia 🎟🔗 jokepit.com/comedy-by/quirky… Comedy at The Railway Streatham My Funny Valentines Special Wed 14th Feb 2024 at 7:00pm ends 10:45pm The Railway, Greyhound Lane, London, Greater London, UK 🎟🔗 jokepit.com/comedy-by/sion-j… Laughter Shock Wed 14th Feb 2024 at 8:00pm ends 10:30pm Fierce Bar, Thomas Street, Manchester, UK 🎟🔗 jokepit.com/comedy-by/noddin… The Dragon Ladies (16 Feb, 8pm) Fri 16th Feb 2024 at 8:00pm ends 9:00pm - Kuala Lumpur Simply Comedy by Tin Box x Harith Iskander, Jalan Dutamas 1, Solaris Dutamas, Kuala Lumpur, Federal Territory of Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia 🎟🔗 jokepit.com/comedy-by/quirky… Epic Comedy Basingstoke - 16th February 2024 Fri 16th Feb 2024 at 7:00pm ends 10:30pm Apollo Hotel Basingstoke, Aldermaston Road Roundabout, Basingstoke, UK 🎟🔗 jokepit.com/comedy-by/epic-c… The Pilot at The Green, 333 Old Street Fri 16th Feb 2024 at 7:30pm ends 10:00pm Shoreditch Balls, Old Street, London, UK 🎟🔗 jokepit.com/comedy-by/the-pi… The Shoe Cake Comedy Club - Stockton Fri 16th Feb 2024 at 8:00pm ends 10:30pm The Georgian Theatre, Stockton-on-Tees, Green Dragon Yard, Stockton-on-Tees, UK 🎟🔗 jokepit.com/comedy-by/shoe-c… Stand Up Comedy Night Sat 17th Feb 2024 at 8:00pm ends 11:00pm The Gliding Centre, Lutterworth, UK 🎟🔗 jokepit.com/comedy-by/stand-… The Lion's Den Comedy Club - Leroy Brito Sat 17th Feb 2024 at 7:00pm ends 9:00pm The Lion, Bute Street, Treorchy, UK 🎟🔗 jokepit.com/comedy-by/4 GGK Comedy Knights Knebworth Sat 17th Feb 2024 at 7:30pm ends 10:30pm Knebworth Village Hall, Park Lane, Knebworth, UK 🎟🔗 jokepit.com/comedy-by/ggk-co… Laughing Bishops Comedy Club Sat 17th Feb 2024 at 8:30pm ends 10:30pm Laughing Bishops Comedy Club, Water Lane, Bishop's Stortford, UK 🎟🔗 jokepit.com/comedy-by/paddy-… 🤩 JokePit The Comedy Box Office 'Supporting Local Comedy!' 🤓 Selling Tickets? Click join.jokepit.com/ 🥳 Planning a great night out, search shows near you! Click jokepit.com/home 'FIND THE BEST LOCAL COMEDY NEAR YOU' #JOKEPITPowered by JokePit Connecting presented by @mxjulianaheng #comedy #comedyvideos #comedyclub #comedyshow #standupcomedy #livecomedy #comedynight #comedian #livecomedyshow #supportlocalcomedy #SupportLocal. . @SofaSofunny @SionJamesComedy @CollyComedyClub @noddogcomedy @EpicComedy4 @shoecakecomedy @DrewTaylorLite @laughingbishops @mattpricecomedy @sharkiller13 @FaisalMerican @Miss_MoReal @elainefellows_ @mc_hammersmith @benbriggscomedy @GaryGKnightley @StellaGraham
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Less than 2 weeks until the next GGK Comedy Knights Knebworth Village Hall gig. Line up is fit. Get involved.
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Next Knebworth Village Hall Comedy night is December 2nd. Tickets available from Jokepit @PromoteComedy - Link in Bio Come get involved.
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This was @amanda_erica highlight, even though she got loads of Qs right yesterday. #UniversityChallenge #QuizLeagueofLondon
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A breast isn't a private part, unless he is advocating men never taking their tops off, in which case, I might be on board with that.
I think breastfeeding should be done privately - not in public - if the woman's private parts are exposed. We need to consider the effect it will have on other people not just the mother. Modesty matters. thetimes.co.uk/article/does-…
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Always have said that John has exceptional taste. What a honour to be part of his, frankly, epic looking day.
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The weekend before I arrive in Edinburgh, I have some more #Edinburgh #Fringe Recommendations! @DonBiswascomedy - political driven, Gag heavy comedy @KathMathComedy - one of my favourite acts, she is destined for greatness @Robbotron - Dark Room is the best way to spend an hour
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Another Ed Fringe Recommendation incoming. @nathancassidy - multiple shows across the fringe, go check one out. @marydoesgigs - rising star, only fans legend* and incredible material. @JayAllerton - films, films and films. @MissAHaddow - future comedy legend. *not like that
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This time next week I will traipsing around Edinburgh, trying to get an audience for my 1130am show - Link in Bio. It will hopefully be a show of mis placed anger and solving of some of the Worlds biggest problems. It will probably end up being a cornucopia of crowdwork.
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1st show 7pm tonight. Not nervous honest guv. I shouldn't be I've got exprienced WRONGUNS Craig Scott Tattoo Dave Tiziano La Bella Richard Sheehy by my side and introducing Adam Riley Xhuliano Dule . Come it'll be WRONG. NOT FOR THE EASILY OFFENDED
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Rhea looking like a Mum carrying the bags and coats at Busch Gardens.
Drip game is strong ⚖️✨
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Come on Earps! You got this
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