Tech Analyst & Advisor ex Apple Marketing Director, Gartner Analyst, & VC. Fan of The Oxford Comma

The swamps of Jersey
Joined December 2006
Michael Gartenberg ✡️🇮🇱🎗️ retweeted
If the restaurant is self-serve I should get a tip
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Michael Gartenberg ✡️🇮🇱🎗️ retweeted
Left: For your valuables. Right: For your other valuables.
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Michael Gartenberg ✡️🇮🇱🎗️ retweeted
Mamdani Moves Mayor's Office Under Children's Hospital buff.ly/r6XKMWR
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Michael Gartenberg ✡️🇮🇱🎗️ retweeted
An accurate prognosis for NYC.
Here’s what I think will happen in NYC under Mahdami. The free buses and government grocery stores won’t happen, they never do. They sound good during campaigns, but collapse under basic math. You can’t run a city on ideas that cost billions and produce no revenue. The only way to make housing affordable is to build more housing. The free market lowers prices, not regulation. Every time politicians try to control rent or force affordability by decree, developers stop building and landlords stop maintaining. Supply dries up, the quality collapses, and the few properties that remain skyrocket in price. Once landlords can’t make a profit, they sell, lose properties, or walk away. Eventually, the government takes over. Taxes will rise to pay for the promises, and the middle class will be the ones shouldering the burden. The rich will relocate, the poor will depend on subsidies, and the productive class will be squeezed from both sides. Thriving businesses are the foundation of any thriving city. When they leave, everything else follows, jobs, schools, grocery stores, stability. Chicago already proved this. Boeing, McDonald’s, Caterpillar, Citadel, nearly 70k jobs, all gone. Now they’re facing billion-dollar deficits, half empty schools and neighborhoods without grocery stores. I saw someone who lived in a rent-controlled apartment in California put it perfectly, he said his landlord could no longer afford maintenance so the pool was filled with dirt, the floors had soft spots, and the foundation ended up cracking. That’s what overregulation does, it destroys quality. People who voted for this will eventually feel the pain but they won’t blame the policies or the politicians, they’ll blame the rich for leaving. This conversation is always difficult because most people simply don’t understand market dynamics or incentives. In a free society, people act in their own self-interest. If you remove profit and reward dependency, productivity dies and the city with it. If you think things are expensive now, just wait until they’re “free.”
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Michael Gartenberg ✡️🇮🇱🎗️ retweeted
Did you know this is how the band Traveling Wilburys came about? Hear it straight from George Harrison! 🎶😃
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Actually, Jony Ive did design a water bottle. We were given these back in the day to help reduce using plastic ones.
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If Jony Ive made a water bottle.
What’s the Deal With Okapa’s $300 Water Bottle? i.securitythinkingcap.com/TP…
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Michael Gartenberg ✡️🇮🇱🎗️ retweeted
Some say there is little a @ZohranKMamdani led NYC can do to hurt Israel. Not so. As a start, if he appoints @RepBowman as Commissioner of Education as has been speculated, children and teens in their formative years will be corrupted by the most vile depiction of Israel. Beware!
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Michael Gartenberg ✡️🇮🇱🎗️ retweeted
This is amazing. Marc already has me blocked.
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Michael Gartenberg ✡️🇮🇱🎗️ retweeted
$20k to simulate the experience of a roommate with a ketamine problem.
Timeline is excited about the $20k Neo robot. Watch it try to close a dishwasher. We are not ready. 😅
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Michael Gartenberg ✡️🇮🇱🎗️ retweeted
we are so fucked
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Michael Gartenberg ✡️🇮🇱🎗️ retweeted
me and your wife while you go to work (I am tele-operating your 20k "robot")
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Michael Gartenberg ✡️🇮🇱🎗️ retweeted
And just like that, Neo is dead. WSJ does a video interview and demo. Guess what, in the demo its 100% remote operated. Yep, you gotta let a call center into your house, watching everything you do, and have it remote control your "robot" to get anything done. Nobody will accept this.
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Some people spend hours designing their homes. I spend hours designing my home screen.
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Michael Gartenberg ✡️🇮🇱🎗️ retweeted
Replying to @Gartenberg
The Spacer worlds do start to die out over time. But it’s not “robots killed them.” It’s that Spacers get so isolationist and sterile as a culture that they stop having kids, and the societies just kind of stagnate and wither. Which is good to keep in mind
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I would but the Oppo X9 Pro (and teleconverter) in a heartbeat,but sadly not coming to the US. It's been a long time since I had to gray market a phone into the US because stuff elsewhere was much better.
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Michael Gartenberg ✡️🇮🇱🎗️ retweeted
This is insanely antisemitic. I watched the whole clip & it doesn't get better. Also concerning that he explicitly repeats narratives that are currently used to radicalize young people, ie: So many "ways to make clear that struggle over there is tied to capitalist interests here"
September, 2023. Zohran Mamdani: "We have to make clear that when the boot of the NYPD is on your neck, it's been laced by the IDF."
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Michael Gartenberg ✡️🇮🇱🎗️ retweeted
Every time I see those curated photos of Zohran Mamdani I am reminded of Khomeini as a “humble servant of the people”. The script is identical: free housing, free water, free electricity, free everything. We lived that movie. Four and a half decades later, Iran is destroyed and its currency has been gutted. Grand promises are easy and that is Zohran’s game plan.
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Michael Gartenberg ✡️🇮🇱🎗️ retweeted
Mamdani Vows To Knock Down World Trade Center To Build More Affordable Housing buff.ly/8MpBGDX
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