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The product, the inspo. #nike #haddock
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The World Cup Quarter Finals are Ireland's Zombie.... It's in their heads, in their heaaads! 🧟🧟🧟
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Don't worry, we just renamed William Nicole Drive, this should sort out our youth unemployment rate... @MYANC doing the most
Youth unemployment 🇿🇦 South Africa: 60.7% 🇲🇦 Morocco: 33.6% 🇪🇸 Spain: 27% 🇬🇷 Greece: 23.2% 🇸🇪 Sweden: 22.1% 🇮🇹 Italy: 22% 🇨🇳 China: 21.3% 🇵🇹 Portugal: 19.2% 🇱🇺 Luxembourg: 18.5% 🇹🇷 Turkey: 18% 🇫🇷 France: 16.2% 🇧🇪 Belgium: 14.2% 🇬🇧 United Kingdom: 12.7% 🇹🇼 Taiwan: 12.4% 🇫🇮 Finland: 12.1% 🇭🇺 Hungary: 12% 🇳🇴 Norway: 11.8% 🇦🇹 Austria: 11.6% 🇩🇰 Denmark: 11.5% 🇨🇦 Canada: 11.3% 🇵🇱 Poland: 11.2% 🇮🇪 Ireland: 11.2% 🇳🇿 New Zealand: 10.3% 🇳🇱 Netherlands: 8.7% 🇺🇸 United States: 8.6% 🇦🇺 Australia: 8.3% 🇻🇳 Vietnam: 7.4% 🇹🇭 Thailand: 6.5% 🇩🇪 Germany: 5.6% 🇰🇷 South Korea: 4.5% 🇯🇵 Japan: 4.2% 🇨🇭 Switzerland: 2.2%
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Quote with 5 jobs you've had: 1. Furniture salesman 2. Debt collector 3. Pizza delivery boy 4. Waiter 5. Bank teller
quote with 5 jobs you’ve had: 1 - security guard in a stationary shop 2 - potato grader 3 - easter bunny in a mall 4 - usher in the moscow circus (no joke, this one is also true) 5 - platinum selling rock star
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It seems most SA political parties use the same graphic designer to come up with their logo's.
🔴JUST IN🔴 Ace Magashule has unveiled a Party which is named after him. It is called ACT. ACT - Ace's Tuckshop
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We had a Facebook post showing the participants in our district's lawn bowls Champion of Champions tournament for the first time this year. Not because of the racial make-up of the players, but because no-one thought of doing it before....
This is the VERY first time the DA has ever congratulated a contestant of Miss South Africa. You lot are no longer even trying to hide your racism. I can't wait until we unseat you next year.
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Replying to @Uber_Support
@Uber_Support and @Uber I left my phone in an Uber vehicle this morning, I can't log into my profile to contact the driver as it's asking for a verification SMS. Please assist
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@Uber_Support and @Uber, your slow response is infuriating, I eventually managed to reset my password using Facebook and only then getting the prompt to verify using my email.
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The @EFFSouthAfrica solution to everything is to make it worse. This is such a thinly veiled threat of violence toward their fellow students
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There is no explanation other than the people making such decisions having the intellectual capacity of a 9 nine year old.
Only in South Africa : a student wrongly receives R14 million of student financial aid in her account and goes shopping blowing R800000! Found guilty, she is nevertheless elected as treasurer to the convocation of Walter Sisulu University! Explain this to me like I’m 9 years old
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Hello Dawie, you shining the spotlight on one of the biggest scandals in SA right now. Perhaps not fair to use Top40 or ALSI as a benchmark (rather use the Multi-Asset High Equity ) as a benchmark, you will still find that most SA retirement funders are not beating inflation.
Wife retires end of March. Since July '20 her pension's balance grew less than the monthly contributions for the 30 months up to January '23. In the same time #TOP40 up 45%. Is there somewhere to query this, will the company entertain any queries about this? Any help appreciated.
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It seems that the only thing @EFFSouthAfrica can do, is shut things down. Instead of taking positive action, they're placing an even bigger burden on struggling businesses and people that can't afford to lose a day's work. They are just jostling for a place at the trough.
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MAP BREAK The Ancient City of Cahokia was located directly across the Mississippi River from present-day St Louis, Missouri and its famous arch By 1100AD, Cahokia held 40,000 people, larger than London and Paris at the same time, and was the site of ritualistic mass human sacrifices, many of which were teenage girls
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Don't ever get insurance through @FNBSA. Not only do their call center numbers not exist, I pay R1775 each month for an insurance policy that does not exist. Yet, the policy is due for renewal in Feb. So, now I'm stuck, because locksmiths aren't free and my keys are in my boot.
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Is there a more useless service provider than @cellc? Try and contact me on a number I reported as faulty, even though I gave an alternate number to contact me on.
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It's horrible to be coerced in such a manner. You're not a sellout. @NototyrannyNOW
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The wording does not really imply a vaccination choice, I don't mind making an informed choice, but this is tantamount to coercion. #DiscoveryMedicalAid
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Nog nie gewys nie, maar skryf nog daaroor... @watkykjy
The father of Moliehi “Gosiame” Sithole’s ‘missing’ triplets, Qriquas Mzolo, says he wants answers about their whereabouts. iol.co.za/pretoria-news/news…
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During the speech my mom phoned me to say that my brother’s factory in Alberton is busy being looted. They are engineers. They do stuff with metal. I am not sure how but the metal is obviously part of the revolution. My mom was crying... she was sobbing. This is not normal. WTF?
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