@GarritV

Some of y’all are like mice, you guys are chasin the cheese but forgot about the trap

 Pussay, France
Joined August 2013
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Durable@DurableeeeOct 6
This is historically accurate
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marc@feelingsplainOct 4
Got your laptop out at the airport bar have you? Sending a little email or two eh? I bet you must be very important back home. Colour me impressed buddy
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akshu | #MIKEDATINGSIM@akshuuuxSep 29
I don't make multiple playlists. I make ONE. I shove all of the music I like in ONE BIG PLAYLIST. and if I don't want the song that plays, i SKIP IT
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La-Ndlovu
@destiny_ndlovuSep 29
Most of us aren't going through a lot. We just need money. Like me right now, there's absolutely nothing wrong with me. I'm just financially inconvenienced. The moment money hits my account, I'll recover immediately.
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Tukang Mobil Mobilan
@MasMasBiassaaSep 23
Toyota had just recreated iconic scene from Cars movie
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“Give us another chance.”
FactPost
@factpostnewsSep 16
Vance's midterms pitch: "Give us another chance. Give us another couple of years"
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that one girl@LorisadventureSep 9
Best impression ever.
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AMARA💕@simbyiiSep 8
How it feels lending myself money from my savings
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vandul
@_vandulAug 25
To Dolly Parton: rest now, sister. We have the watch. And I will see you in Valhalla.
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Big Timi
@OrevaZSNAug 23
Being an adult means that every few days, you have to spend at least $35. Even if you don’t think you need anything, the universe will manifest something for you to spend $35 on. All must pay.
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normal person@turbogeniusmanAug 19
29 years young and i could buy any sandwich i want without even checking my bank account. won't go into details but i'm in the hundreds
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BoomerGary1958
@garyboomer58Aug 17
POV: you just wrote a check to outbid a young couple with a baby on their dream starter home so you can have your 11th rental property
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So Barron Trump's net worth increased by $150 million in just one year. Trump was asked how this happened over the weekend. He said, "it's none of your business." Republicans tried to impeach Biden because Hunter sold some paintings for $50,000. Trump's kids are now scamming BILLIONS and Republicans just shrug it off like it's no biggie.
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679 Enthusiast@marionumber4Aug 15
This is Joe Rogan in a nutshell:
Marco Foster
@MarcoFoster_Aug 13
Shane Gillis: “Free healthcare is cool. We should have that. That’s not Communism” Joe Rogan: “You should treat the entire country like it’s a community. If you have a community would you want the sickest person to fucking die who could be very valuable if you could take care of them and if you have the resources to take care of them? Take care of them. This is the problem with capitalism. This is the reason people turn on all these billionaires”
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Toby 🛩️@303SnowWolfAug 15
These idiots don’t even merge, they just roll down the on ramp at 30mph and look at traffic like this
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𝐓𝐨𝐣𝐢.
@FireGoku_Aug 12
Ngl, Raimi suits be leaking pure aura
Universo Marvel Brasil@MarvelBRNewsAug 10
2004/2014/2026
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Zeno@chefzenoAug 11
Hotel family guy hits different
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14 year heroin addict who sounds like he’s gargling ground glass & has a serious case of the shakes spews lies about vaccines as the president sleeps & shits himself while the NodBot (no one knows who or what the fuck she is) nods & sways. Fucking surreal.
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carl 🥦@NightlifeMingusAug 10
Some sandwiches are so good they’ll have you fantasizing about the second half while you’re eating the first
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