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He/Him | I hate EVERYONE // #sprp he/it OOC) (ran by @TheMrsTweak as well馃敟) parody/rp account

Joined July 2023
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So...umm...long story. I went hiking...and kinda...got lost. I'll be back soon! I swear!
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YOU ALL SUCK! Each and every one of you. I hate you ALL!!!
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Sorry for my absence I dropped my phone in a wishing well and only now got it back
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For once in my life I'm actually excited for Valentine's Day
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Merry Christmas everyone! I hope everyone is excited because Christmas day is only a small bit away!!
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Sticking out your gyat for the rizzler. You're so skibidi. You're so fanum tax. I just wanna be your sigma. Freaking come here. Give me your Ohio.
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"That's why you have to ask for help, Mackey....it's not gonna be easy but you can't do it alone. We will figure out a way to have you clean, I promise."
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"That's why you have to ask for help, Mackey....it's not gonna be easy but you can't do it alone. We will figure out a way to have you clean, I promise."
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"It's okay I'm just.. really worried about you sometimes. I wanna make sure you're not hurting your health by doing this stuff..."
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"It's okay I'm just.. really worried about you sometimes. I wanna make sure you're not hurting your health by doing this stuff..."
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"You know I really don't like this, alright? You're a good person, Mackey, you shouldn't have to feel you need drugs,"
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"You know I really don't like this, alright? You're a good person, Mackey, you shouldn't have to feel you need drugs,"
mackey looked down at his feet, nit sure what to respond with, he was still slightly high but it'd been long enough, the effects were wearing off. he looked away from garrison, answering his question
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mackey looked down at his feet, nit sure what to respond with, he was still slightly high but it'd been long enough, the effects were wearing off. he looked away from garrison, answering his question
[Garrison walked into his house, closing his eyes and sighing before he looked over at Mr. Mackey] "Alright now...tell me what on EARTH made you think you should get high on literally anything, Mackey?"
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[Garrison walked into his house, closing his eyes and sighing before he looked over at Mr. Mackey] "Alright now...tell me what on EARTH made you think you should get high on literally anything, Mackey?"
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mackey had never felt worse.
"Of course you are...Jeez. Let's just get home...we'll talk then, alright."
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"Of course you are...Jeez. Let's just get home...we'll talk then, alright."
mackey felt a twinge of embarrassment lmao馃槶
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mackey felt a twinge of embarrassment lmao馃槶
[...] "Mackey...are you okay?"
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[...] "Mackey...are you okay?"
mackey looked relieved to see garrison again, he began to walk twords garrison, and it was pretty obvious the lsd was still hitting him, with the way he walked like he forgot how to 鈽狅笍
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mackey looked relieved to see garrison again, he began to walk twords garrison, and it was pretty obvious the lsd was still hitting him, with the way he walked like he forgot how to 鈽狅笍
[Thankfully, very soon after, Garrison and Carol showed up] "There you two are...Jeez. I was worried for you Mackey."
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[Thankfully, very soon after, Garrison and Carol showed up] "There you two are...Jeez. I was worried for you Mackey."
mackey looked away from mrs.tweak, it all made sense, but he didn't feel like arguing while lost in the middle of the woods feels like every true crime thing he's ever seen ever. he just waited for garrison and carol to come back for them so they can get out of here.
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