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🎓 PhD Historical Internet Sociology 🚀 Former CFO for Google/Alphabet Incorporated ⚖️ Retired Lawyer. All posted opinions are fictional and only for humor.

Joined September 2013
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The marketing surrounding Friday the 13th is actually vile. Jason Voorhees is a victim who drowned as a child when he was ignored by the camp counselors, and everyone keeps trying to turn him into some kind of evil horror villain.
The marketing surrounding this film is actually vile. Niki is the victim of the film and they're trying to turn her into a querky horror villain.
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"not on our bingo card" "Buddy, you made it. It's your game."
Sombra as a Support was nowhere near our 2026 bingo card 🤯
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It is VERY unfortunate that you can no longer criticize this show without all of the current viewers calling you MAGA, Trump supporter, etc. They have been running the same joke for two entire seasons now, going on three, and if you critique it you're apparently a Nazi. Can we get something like the Warcraft episode for GTA6 please? Anything else? Please?
Following their Emmy win for Outstanding Animated Program, South Park is making a big change. Creators Trey Parker & Matt Stone announce: “Inspired by the bravery and patriotism of Apple and Google, we are changing the name of South Park to SOUTH AMERICA. We especially want to thank our parent company Paramount -- a Skydance Capitulation.” The 29th Season of the award-winning series will premiere Wednesday, September 16th, at 10pm ET/PT on Comedy Central. New episodes will be available to stream on Paramount+ around the world, with next-day availability in the U.S., Canada and Australia.
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DRAGONITE WORLD CHAMPION
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Dragonite went from being one of the single most requested Mega Evolutions to a World Champion right after it happened.
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Tom Holland has been cast as EDP445 in ‘PRIMETIME’. He will reportedly shave his head for the role. (via: Deadline)
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Every word in this post is like porn for Gen X dudes. It just needs to mention Ghostbusters as well.
A Star Wars and Marvel crossover comic book series is happening. Written by Kevin Smith with art by David Marquez.
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When I try to read a @USATODAY article about Spider-Man ads popping up on BMW cars
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Spider-Man Brand New Day Spoiler without context. #SpiderManBrandNewDay #spiderman
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Ding Dong goes to Hot Topic (by @nuefass)
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My Dragonite Master Art collection is complete. (Master art set, not master set. I didnt get reprints when it was the same art, including the rainbow rares b/c I dont like the rainbow rares. The ones at the bottom are the lesser value cards that could not fit in the display case)
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Show your face @yoloswagstudios and come back to twitter you cow
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Replying to @PlayStation
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I am a Pokémon card designer from the 2000s and this is my card design
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An Among Us TV show where all the crewmates canonically get high and have a giant orgy was not on my 2026 bucketlist but here we are.
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Where is Bubble? Is he safe? Is he all right? #tadc #theamazingdigitalcircus #thelastact
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