@Garitek

I just wanna lie on the beach and eat hot dogs. That’s all I’ve ever wanted. Live más.

 Boston, MA
Joined August 2017
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So the ball very clearly hits the Buffalo returner’s arm. What are these announcers talking about lol?
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Noah@decemberhuntingOct 15
Nobody talks about the subtly addictive nature of falling asleep on the couch
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John Fadule
@fadule_Oct 11
“I have him in my other league” no one fucking cares.
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Representative James Talarico has never received treatment from Lindner Center of Hope.
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Seeing that Pop Watson news.
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Walk-ons don’t get handed anything. They earn it every single day. John has been earning it at @UMassFootball, and today he got to share the news with people who believed in him first. 💙 Congrats, John, on being one of this year’s BE Resilient Walk On Scholarship winners!
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MLB
@MLBOct 6
Home crowd is showing out at The Trop! (MLB x GEICO)
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Marty Mush
@martymushOct 5
I'm sorry I just can't be worried about the Rays when we have the best pitcher on the mound tonight. Win this get back to the Bronx
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Laying an egg at home in front of a big crowd? Couldn’t be UMass.
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3 scores on one drive. Good grief.
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Might be asking too much. They’ve been bailed out by flags.
Garitek@GaritekOct 3
Would love for the UMass D to make a stop.
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Would love for the UMass D to make a stop.
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This has to be the first time ever
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Ian Cundall@IanCundallOct 1
Going to Erik Miller with your season on the line instead of Garrett Whitlock was an interesting choice. Chad Tracy’s bullpen management this series has been perplexing.
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Chad Tracy playoff debut. Not great.
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LETS GO RED SOX!!!!!
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This the same organization who gave Schlittler and the Yankees a box?
Boston Bruins
@NHLBruinsSep 29
It's a good day to #BeatNY Let's go, @RedSox!
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Joey Votto
@JoeyVottoSep 29
Replying to @Yankees
One round. Sox in 3.
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I hope this is more like financial analyst money and less like just put the fries in the bag money.
Speedy Claxton V2@lcfc734Aug 18
Replying to @Ghost_of_Ghosty
I’ll donate an entire paycheck to their NIL if Umass wins 4 games this season
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