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Neil Bahadur@NeilBahadurMay 15
I apologize but...Maid of Honour is Drake's best album since the mid-2010s at least
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armon@armonsadlerMay 16
Really sat with ‘Maid Of Honour’ today. Yeah man. Yeah.
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MICHAEL B JORDAN!!!!!! HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!! LFG!!!!!!!!!
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💅🏽 he lets them talk. He does the playing.
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@LakeShowYo23 Oct 2025
Terry Rozier guilty as hell 😭😭😭
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@ABC31 May 2025
The Department of Homeland Security and FBI are warning that large-scale events are prime targets for violence, highlighting the potential for violence at events this summer. abcnews.link/KHBnpHG
DHS, FBI warn large-scale events could be target for violence

DHS, FBI warn large-scale events could be target for violence

The DHS and FBI are warning that large-scale events are prime targets for violence, highlighting the potential for violence at events this summer.

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Yeahhh def sounds like Doris said Niggerbockers instead of Knickerbockers 😭
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I thought Doris Burke just said the "niggerbockers"
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Same! Honestly wish I wouldn’t have watched, super sad, but good movie @anuibi
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@kfc27 Apr 2025
Replying to @ShedeurSanders
The Colonel was rejected 1,009 times before finally landing our famous original recipe. Sometimes all a Sanders needs is a little time to cook. Congrats Shedeur!!
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his dad is in the league????! embarrassing.
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@ComplexSports27 Apr 2025
The Falcons have released a statement featuring an apology from Jax Ulbrich, son of defensive coordinator Jeff Ulbrich, for prank calling Shedeur Sanders.
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i’m not understanding this Shedeur Sanders thing AT ALL … i’m not a college football connoisseur, but that’s a good ass QB
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You idiots are attacking the wrong woman…and you shouldn’t be attacking the one involved either! #shannonsharpe #TonyBuzbee
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Rockets' offense tonight is abysmal. Dillon Brooks being the second highest scorer on the team tonight is abysmal.
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@ABC2 Apr 2025
BREAKING: Actor Val Kilmer, known for his roles in iconic movies including "Top Gun" and "Heat" has died, the AP reports. He was 65. abcnews.link/UQ9IrRe
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When starting UGC and then TikTok Shop, I watched ALL the @brandsXcreators YouTube videos. So, it's a full circle moment to be featured on their page now as I'm starting to see success in the live shopping space on TikTok. #tiktokshop #TikTokLIVE youtu.be/y6irbKkUyzU?si=BVgh…
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I called it, poor Alexe never had a shot. Bachelors are not good with picking first impression roses #TheBachelor
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Litia has to be one of my fave contestants ever #TheBachelor
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Dina asking Carolina to stop a convo is weird even tho the Damsel in distress comment was spot on #thebachelor
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Carolina puts in zero effort but wants validation…#TheBachelor
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