i’m the goddamn paterfamilias. co-host of @trashtimepod
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So we more or less bailed on Twitter a while back, probably to our detriment. It just got a lot less fun a while ago.
But, we just released our 100th episode. And we wanted to thank all you guys who have supported us in any way over the last couple years.
❤️ u. Stay gross!
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Alright, this next one's called I Fought the Law and Then Asked the Law "Do You Know Who I Am" and Then Apologized to the Law and the Law Won
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Love when people tag an artist being like “thanks for such an awesome show tonight” like they’re gonna actually going to acknowledge you.
Anyway, thanks @trashtimepod for an awesome podcast last week.
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🎶 “Mama said ‘son, I made chicken tenders,
You been a good boy, there’s only two genders,’
And Paw got the Covid cause the 5G it rendered,
His brain plum useless as a rubber woodpecker” 🎶
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If you think jokes about people dying in a submarine are bad wait until you find out about the internet
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“Come check out this exit poll” I say to my wife as I beckon her to the bathroom pointing at the giant turd I made
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Kacey won 4 fucking Grammy awards for Golden Hour and country radio still didn't play it, so no I am not exactly shocked when women of country pivot to pop.
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Chronic pain is your body is screaming “im in pain” and you are like ok what’s wrong and your body's like “that part is actually a secret”
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Got a fresh one for you sickos!
open.spotify.com/episode/1MI…
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Actually, RBG had a GREAT reason not to step down when she had the chance and that’s because she was a HUGE asshole
