Android derp navigating this simulation we call life.

Rancho Cucamonga, CA
Joined January 2009
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I put Sonic Adventure into GTAV and I literally can't stop playing it Sonic, Tails and Knuckles are all fully playable This is the golden age of modding
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The Biblical Experience Music: Holy Place by BENNETT
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I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours
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Chris Chavez πŸ‘¨β€πŸ’» retweeted
honest question… how do people not know they smell TERRIBLE?
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Han puesto un emote en #PokemonViolet y #PokemonScarlet que hace referencia a los molinos de castilla la mancha xitter.cf/Nata3Pit/status/159384…
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Chris Chavez πŸ‘¨β€πŸ’» retweeted
cuando te van a cerrar el Mercadona
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GameFreak deserves a round of applause for this one
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Chris Chavez πŸ‘¨β€πŸ’» retweeted
Okay y'all, I think I found the best idea for the Dynamic Island on the iPhone 14 Pro. I added a cat that lives up there like a tamagotchi and just hangs out and does cute stuff as you browse Reddit in my app (Apollo).
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Chris Chavez πŸ‘¨β€πŸ’» retweeted
Childhood Dream finished: fully procedural CROSS BREEDING of two monsters. Nothing is pre-rigged. #gamedev #GameMaker
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Chris Chavez πŸ‘¨β€πŸ’» retweeted
i,m b ack
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Chris Chavez πŸ‘¨β€πŸ’» retweeted
The Samsung Galaxy Z Fold 3 blew up on me when I was getting ready to box it up. Had to throw it in the garage. Definitely had some integrity damage. Can you imagine if it did this in shipping πŸ™
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You never see these kings advertise. Just content to be in their own space, forever waging a cold war against each other with no shifting front lines. Respect.
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Chris Chavez πŸ‘¨β€πŸ’» retweeted
Please talk salary with your friends and peers. As someone who grew up pinching pennies, I couldn't even fathom the amount I could get paid in tech. When I moved to SF, I asked for $100K, received a phenomenal offer at $120K, then realized everyone was getting paid $150K.
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Olympic athletes representing Italy entering a training facility in Tokyo, Japan (2021)
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk24 Jul 2021
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When you've had an OLED screen since 2011. #VitaIsland #OLEDSwitch
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Of course this had to happen to me. I’m guessing *eye twitching intensifies* there must be a way to adjust this.
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It’s June 1, which means all your Google Photos upload now count against your storage limit! Thanks to all the paid services that died along the way to create this market opportunity for Google
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Chris Chavez πŸ‘¨β€πŸ’» retweeted
Looking forward to playing all my favorite Qualcomm games, from Wireless Broadband Monopoly to Patent Dispute
Source: Qualcomm plans a console for Q1 2022 similar to Nintendo's Switch, with detachable controllers, SD card slot, Android 12, and display-out capabilities (@rdrv3 / Android Police) androidpolice.com/2021/03/23… techmeme.com/210323/p32#a210…
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