Gaming Enthusiast. I loooove talking about video games ouuughhh. https://xitter.cf/t.co/oAnWzgnbLL

Joined April 2026
I like how he says he's not terminally online anymore to justify not taking sides or making an uninformed take but he'll make a 19 minute video over a semi-viral day old tweet showing his own opinion he said on stream and calling it controversy
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it’s actually so sad seeing nintendo hate become more and more performative as the years go on nintendo can deadass destroy an orphanage and nintendo haters will still harp on about romhacks and smash tournaments LOL
Consistently buying PlayStation games but not getting a switch 2 because you think Nintendo is the worst videogame company ever is just absolutely insane Nintendo’s worst crime has always been just being extremely protective over their IP’s meanwhile you got Sony doing bullshit
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Someone should probably tell the people playing at Smash tournaments RIGHT NOW that apparently Nintendo won’t let them do that
Replying to @lowkeytheatre
You guys are so ridiculous lol. Nintendo won't even let us play smash tournaments. Just shut the fuck up. You'll never ever criticize their game prices either. I bet you loved paying $40 for Pokemon fire red. I bet you love games never getting cheaper or going on Sale.
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I also was just made aware that despite constantly complaining about AI slop (which is based) he bought Modern Warfare 4 anyways. So he’s willing to support Microsoft, ACTIVISION, and a game plagued by generative AI slop all in one, but thinks Nintendo is just too eeeevil…right.
I have never felt better owning a console year one than the Switch 2 and PlayStation has literally said I don’t matter as a physical collector this year. Insanely out of touch as always. Don’t try to claim it’s “because of how they treat their fans” and then play Sony games.
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Skimmed through the entire video and he doesn’t mention Wolverine or GTA6 once. The entire video is him rehashing his Nintendo takes and getting all whiney that he’s being called out while refusing to address the hypocrisy he’s even being called out for. Masterful nothingburger.
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And the AI takes from Reddit 95% of the time anyways so its an endless feedback loop of annoying fucks and artificial intelligence
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You'd think so, pedophile. Like all Nintendo fans
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My mommy loves me and I love her
Replying to @GameCryptidVG
Your mother didn't mean to birth you either.
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I think this is one of the worst "Best Soundtrack" categories you could ever cobble together. Crimson Desert? Dispatch? What cuz there was that one song that went pretty viral? No Fire Emblem or Rhythm Heaven or Splatoon or Control Resonant or Denshattack or Mouse: P.I. For Hire?
The nominees for Best Soundtrack, presented by @JBLQuantum, are... 🍸 007 First Light 🗡️ Crimson Desert 🦸 Dispatch 🔳 Lumines Arise 🐱 Mewgenics 🎧 Mixtape Cast your vote at goldenjoysticks.com?utm_sour… Voting closes on Friday 23 October #GoldenJoystickAwards
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Tried marinara on a turkey sandwich, it was pretty good! Like and retweet if you want me to be happy, comment "Die Marinara, Die" if you want me to stop breathing
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Why do the nominees for "Game of the Year 2026" get cut off at September 25th??? That's a fourth of the year just not eligible???? And I thought TGA being mid November was annoying
The nominees for Console Game of the Year are... 🍸 007 First Light 🗡️ Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave 🏁 Forza Horizon 6 🦇 LEGO Batman: Legacy of the Dark Knight ⚔️ Nioh 3 👹 Onimusha: Way of the Sword 🔴 Pokémon Pokopia 🧑‍🚀 PRAGMATA 🧟 Resident Evil Requiem 🔫 SAROS Cast your vote at goldenjoysticks.com?utm_sour… Voting closes on Friday 23 October #GoldenJoystickAwards
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Paying $1500 to play “Wolverine 2”, “God of War: Mimir”, and an extraction hero shooter based loosely on the universe of The Last of Us
PlayStation 6’s memory costs alone exceed $680 per console, it’s claimed, potentially suggesting an unprecedented price tag for the next-gen machine. videogameschronicle.com/news…
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Guy in the year 5012 watching the meteor collide with earth: “end of the world before Elder Scrolls 6”
“…before GTA6” needs a proper successor
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I have never felt better owning a console year one than the Switch 2 and PlayStation has literally said I don’t matter as a physical collector this year. Insanely out of touch as always. Don’t try to claim it’s “because of how they treat their fans” and then play Sony games.
Consistently buying PlayStation games but not getting a switch 2 because you think Nintendo is the worst videogame company ever is just absolutely insane Nintendo’s worst crime has always been just being extremely protective over their IP’s meanwhile you got Sony doing bullshit
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Replying to @slime_machine
favorite thing about this is that this is just misinformation and you were never able to use multiple slurp juices on a single ape
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Spiritual remake of the movie “Speed” starring Keanu Reeves but if you stop being vague enough the bomb explodes:
a comedian i love just released a huge movie that everyone is raving about that i have like. zero interest in. yes its the one you think
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They’re doing this annoying “us vs. them” fanwar shit already. It happens every TGA but usually it at least waits for the nominations. Hell, usually it waits for EITHER GAME TO BE OUT! “Nuh uh they started it” who fucking cares both of you GO TO YOUR ROOMS!
It is confusing why people act as if Zelda fans initiated this. The reveal of Ocarina of Time clearly seeks to minimize an Ocarina of Time Remake for GTA 6. The insecurity actually stems from the GTA side; they even produced an SNL skit to mock Zelda, which backfired. But also, the negativity surrounding GTA 6 is because of the malicious practices Rockstar is putting into place. $100 game that's strictly digital. So yeah, screw GTA 6. They're not the victims in this conversation.
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Dickriding is a real disease because I refuse to believe you have a strong enough positive opinion of BIRD TIME to get mad for its honor. Defending the half-narrative or the monotonous Free Time is one thing but are you really laying down your life for BIRD TIME???
What the fuck is wrong with the Fire Emblem fanbase on this app throwing a tantrum over every little thing? To me, their criticisms are starting to seem like an exercise in saying the most extreme and negative shit about something to get the most likes.
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I’ve been thinking about this all day because what dress code even is there for the dentist??? Do most people dress business-casual to get their teeth cleaned???
i dont know if people truly appreciate the math new yorkers have to do getting dressed every day, sometimes it is simply too inconvenient to go home and you have riddles like "what outfit can i wear to both the dentist and the club"
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“Phantom Blade 0” and “Resident Evil Requiem” and “Ocarina of Time Remake” for GotY. We’re cooking up a GotY list that’s somehow worse than 2025’s.
With GTA 6 and Zelda Ocarina of Time remake now officially confirmed as eligible for The Game Awards, I’m bringing back my final GOTY nominee predictions. Just my take on who I think will make the cut based on previous years. 2026 has been absolutely STACKED with incredible games, and so many of them deserve a spot. I’m also working on my personal GOTY list, and it’s already a nightmare lmao 💀🔥
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