Lust For Life. Producer and Audio Engineer IG: Gambit337

Austin, TX
Joined January 2010
JUST IN: Taiwan to build a $4,000,000,000.00 AI manufacturing complex in Texas to support Nvidia, TSMC, & other major chipmakers
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Laughs in @AnnieJacobsen
BREAKING: Russian anti-plague researcher dies of “unknown infection” after a Siberian lab accident involving a suspected dangerous pathogen.
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"Idiocracy" was even more prophetic than "1984."
Last Thursday, we welcomed Logan and Jake Paul to the Pentagon to meet with our warriors.
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JUST IN: Man dressed as Darth Vader appears before San Diego City Council to defend its 550+ Flock cameras — declaring, “This is what the emperor needs.”
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“When I die I want to come back as the bond market”
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Replying to @JensenHuang @nvidia
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Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.? Because we gave them that L in 1776.
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Sir….the Japanese World Cup tourists discovered Texas Roadhouse and are calling it the "best cost-performance steak"
W杯でアメリカ行かれる方へ 宿泊先のホテル近くに Texas Roadhouse があったら即GO‼チェーン系のレストランですけどコスパ最強のステーキが食べられます。 特に Ribeye が最高
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Elon Musk walking into Jeff Bezos’s home:
🚨 #BREAKING: The average American is now closer to Jeff Bezos in net worth than Jeff Bezos is to Elon Musk.
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Starts an account in 2022. Tweets only 4 times in June of 2022. Bio reads “reads the future”. One of the tweets is this:
2023: Corona ended 2026: Hantavirus
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Gambit retweeted
When Alabamians see British people:
🇬🇧 We asked Brits where the UK ranks vs US states in income per person. Average answer: 7th. Wealthier than 43 states. The reality: 51st. Dead last. Below Mississippi. Below Arkansas. Below every single US state. 🧵
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Gambit retweeted
Trump every time the S&P 500 drops more than a percent
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Jesus to his disciples today:
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Week 1: We won! Week 2: Please send help. Week 3: We won! Week 4: Why isn't anyone helping?! Week 5: Praise be to Allah
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Private credit is the MBS / CDO of 2026.
BREAKING: Apollo has capped redemptions from one of its largest private credit funds after today’s withdrawal requests exceeded 11% of outstanding shares. Cracks in the private credit market seem to be spreading.
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He did the Spider-Man meme.
BREAKING: After President Trump said he spoke to a former president about his operation in Iran, Bush, Clinton, Obama, and Biden were all ruled out, per NBC.
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Not buying the 2007 scenario...
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Time to break out the forbidden third animal
BREAKING: Oil prices surge above $85/barrel on reports that US intelligence has begun to see indications that Iran is deploying mines in the Strait of Hormuz, per CBS. Oil prices are now up +$10/barrel in 50 minutes.
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Gambit retweeted
Imagine beefing with Texas toast.
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