Adam Niebergall

Hey all, hope you're good. Any tips on taking your headphones out of your pocket without spilling all the loose cleanex you've got in there? Thanks!

Does Santa know a "candy cane" is just a big ass mint?

#FilmStruck4 I am ashamed I love Cold Mountain Nobody Cares About Cold Mountain.

Saw a guy w a blazer on with a t- shirt underneath and the t shirt had a skull. Is that permitted?

1991?, respect, sorry.

Wanna wake Dr.Seuss up in the middle of the night and ask him why he's trying to make me look like an idiot in front of my kid

Ughghhh!!!...If another guy mansplains 'all lives matter' to me...

I get most of my confidence from bragging about my migraines

Loving The Knick. Such a great show, but I farted just now and if I don't turn off The Knick I'm gonna straight up barf.

Re-watching Titanic. Don't care much for the little flash backs but I Looooove the Bill Paxton stuff.

Nothing to be terrified of so far! New Uncle rules! He'll "stay in the basement and I don't have to ask about what he's doing down there!"

Uncle died. I've got this guy staying at my house who says he's my "new uncle". Didn't know that was how it worked. FYI 4 u guys re: uncles.

You know what? I'm 29 years old. And every year I still keep learning and getting better at wiping my bum bum.

Hey guys, what's it called when you Airbnb your butthole and your penis?

Hey baseball fans!! What's a "sack butt"?

Isn't it so cool how I eat eggs every night standing up in the middle of the room? Applying for NXNE

NO I DIDNT READ IT

Went away for two weeks and when I got back to the apartment it was like lord of the flies because of there were so many flIes.

A booger is French / Seafood.