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“That hiatus felt really long. It felt like a decade, right?” Literate, descriptive, yada, yada, yada. I’m a big, gay lady - you get the picture. Now show me some love before Bette takes ALL the spotlight. • the l word • rp • impudens •

There’s @bttfckngprtr! Babe, I know that technically I was the one with the bright idea to set you up with Gigi but I never thought you two would hit it off and you’d let her tag along everywhere. And I certainly didn’t think you’d have THE most awkward sex imaginable. I mean,

I knew Bette was making a good point about betrayal with that whole "I cheated on Tina seventeen years ago" thing but all I could think at the time was God DAMN we're old.

Maaaaannnnn.... This Bette and Gigi pairing is just... There are gonna be bruises come morning.

Wow, even Mama B bringing over food can't soothe that betrayal. #thelwordgenq

I guess the bright side is, if Dani kills Sophie, she's pretty much already dressed for her funeral.

Okay, Lean on Me, let's see what you got. #thelwordgenq

Hehe. We’ll, this is awkward… I’ll just, yeah.

Well helllloooooo...

**BETTEr AmIRight?!? God, I’m funny.

And then there’s Finley’s warped idea of good life choices. Just…

It could’ve been worse… I mean, Tina hasn’t been with a man in a while but that particular card was once on the table.

I ship it.

Man, Bette just has a rough time with Season 2s.

And then there’s Bette’s evening. So, I guess she wins the Awkward Olympics, huh?

Not that my situation is any better.

Didn’t Shane take any notes on Helena’s gambling debacle? I just don’t know if lesbian Texas Hold’em is the best idea right now.

Alright, Season 2. Let’s go.

I guess we’re on…

//New layout from the amazing @TRUTHB0MB. THANK YOU!!

Says the rotting corpse.