I prefer mine with a beard!!

It's all lies ... they're not even square.

I Believe every word all politicians say!

If you ever want to listen to April in Paris by Sinatra, search "parsnips in the air fryer" on Spotify by mistake and you're quids in.

I demand the eradication of wasps .. I demand it here .. and I demand it now!

Loved the tennis today 🤣

I wanna shimmy, shimmy, shimmy through the break of dawn, yeah

"You can stuff it up your arse for nothing and fuck off while you're doing it."

Pigeons are disgusting!

Strawberry finches forever..

Bright eyes burning like fire ....

Here's to you Mrs Robinson x

Never gonna know it but I think you saved my life. Ooh ooh wee oo ... telemaaaaaaan x

Sometimes ooh-ooh if I understood

Who is resposible for making the "drunk" ?

Have to say I'm very cheese & onioned off with all this Lineker business. It's an assault & vinegar on his professionalism and if the BBC have a Beef & onion about it, they should be ready salted for a big argument. .. any response BBC ? Thought not. ... you Roast chickenshits!

Put on, put on your favourite song ..

Listen to Iron Maiden baby!!!

Quick nod to Mary Berry. Your lasagne is bloody lovely. I was drunk when I made it Mary, so I added dried basil and rosemary but it was ever so nice x I've tried various Italian dishes over the years but your lasagne with my added dried basil and rosemary, really cut the mustards

Can anyone actually confirm 100% when the most wonderful time of the year is. Andy Williams said Christmas, On the beach say its Summer and my Dad always said it was Spring ... but I love Autumn, so I'm fucked if I know?