nothing good has ever come from having this Twitter account

Joined September 2010
i love hockey because you can intensely watch without looking at a second screen and still miss the goals
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We got back-to-back "This Guy"s. Racial harmony
Michael B. Jordan showing love to Tom Cruise after he supported Sinners at the Mission Impossible: Final Reckoning premiere "I wasn't missing this shit" -Michael B. Jordan to Tom Cruise xitter.cf/i/status/1923077791651…
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We know what happened that year
For the first time since 2016 the Astros will NOT be playing in the ALCS
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It's been over a year since the Cleveland Guardians lost a game that they were leading after eight innings. It's completely ridiculous.
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I've been deep in this girl's instagram page there aint a damn picture in there with some cheese
Olympic silver medalist and Italian gymnast Giorgia Villa is sponsored by parmesan cheese and takes many of her photos while posing with large wheels of cheese
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okay now do the other 2
I’m actually crying, look at these matchups 😭
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fixed it
MLB, NBA, and NFL team equivalents based on winning % last 10 years
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Yeah , New Jersey is in play for @realDonaldTrump. Could Joe Biden draw a crowd like this?
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Ew Drake likes 69?!? So Freaky and Gross - NOT OK 🤢
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City kids are not to be trifled with
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Let me make something very clear: we, as an audience, did NOT consent to seeing a PopTart get cooked alive. I don't care how much they actually enjoyed it.
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does this mean that he's her husband of 39 years or it's now been 51 years since they got together? I need answers
Meryl Streep and her husband of 45 years Don Gummer have been separated for over 6 years, Page Six reports.
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"I can't drink regular coke bc I have diabetes." Oh, I didn't realize that was prescription soda
diet coke drinkers 5 minutes into not having a diet coke
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this is me anytime my gf leaves for the weekend
i have been crying for 30 minutes 😭
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Gabe Gerry retweeted
this is what it’s all about. this guy built a perfect lunch and he knew it
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Saw Spider-Man and immediately a bunch of people we're like "What a terrible ending" and I've never more quickly assumed somebody's intelligence
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BITCH TUNE INTO ADULTSWIM ON SUNDAY NIGHT!! IM ON THE ERIC ANDRE SHOW HOE!!! DENTAL CURRY!
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by God that's Dennis Rodman's music
North Korean tyrant now a 308-pound insomniac in a ‘vicious cycle’ of smoking and boozing trib.al/oHmkrI2
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