A couple days ago I said that all the Philly sports teams were participating in a blood sacrifice for LeBron James and the next day Jalen Hurts was publicly diagnosed with a blood clot. And they keep losing. I’m not crazy. Something is weird.

I wore some gear from when I first started wrestling yesterday! Fit like a glove 😁

So, does anyone else think Elizabeth Holmes is kind of maybe not as smart as everyone say she is? 🥴

Do you think Gen Z knows about the periodic table?

I’m legitimately unable to sleep because of You Can See Everything.

Let’s go Breewweweerrssssss

In a bad mood because the eagles are on life support. Feel free to cheer me up 🥴 onlyfans.com/gabbity

You know what, I LIKE Liberty Biberty.

Omw to the gym

Uuuggghhhhh @ life.

I had a very mundane dream about going back to work in my office. Nothing happened. It was just a regular work day. My heart yearns for uneventful bureaucracy.

I should by in nyc at the 30 Rock 20th anniversary special 😭😭

I don’t even know what say at this point…

Omg I just saw that Mike Ditka passed away. I loved him in Kicking and Screaming :(

I turned 32 yesterday. I still wasn’t tall enough to do go karts.