everybody so P til i wanna bring you round my other nigga like yall both cool i think yall can get money together

met this girl that called me handsome, asked for my ig, followed me, is consistently one of the first viewers of my stories, has been the first like on every pic I’ve posted since I met her (last week Saturday). But when I text her it’s *seen 8hrs ago*, *seen on Thursday* 🫩

One time I went to a BDSM party and there was no chill-out room and I was having a panic attack. I went to the bathrooms but they were all occupied cause people were fucking in them. A dungeon monitor saw me crying and said "there's a quiet corner over there with people fisting"

you tell a ho no one time she go get a yes from 3 different niggas same day

anybody in paris who hit the Rolex store seeing this hit my dm. i got cash for ya!!

You're trapped in the last game you played. What game is it?

Yall think my grandma knows she aint text me back but she on Facebook posting? 🤨

True or False: The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air was a better TV Show than Martin.

Wanna post pictures but im hungover

Ladies would u fight over Dick?