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@united - flight delays might happen. Fair enough. Yet, sending an email like this after an 18 hour delay is simply tone deaf and infuriating. High time the US airlines had the same compensation and other obligations the European ones have in the event of delay!

The answer to the MJ v LBJ all time conundrum is @CaitlinClark22. Phenomenal!

My first season! Win that Cup for me @NHLBruins.

Hey @AirCanada - you may want to send someone to Gate 73 at YUL to board the passengers. The plane seems ready, the phone’s ringing but all your agents have gone home … thanks a bunch, your stranded passenger.

“Thank” you @united for making our 19 month old cry. Severely delayed flights are a fact of life. No communication and queueing only to be told you don’t know what’s happened is beyond a joke though. Very “unfriendly skies” tonight …

@BBCSportUpdates - the first penalty: not in a million years; the second one: not in two million years …

Will ⁦@Ryanair⁩ and ⁦@easyJet⁩ take up the gauntlet and employee professional biters?;-) apple.news/AcSDkBnRbQaaHch7y…

@NHSEnglandLDN - any chance you could explain to me why Face Timing is not allowed during pregnancy scans, please? I respect I’m not allowed in the room because of COVID but I’m not buying your “don’t disturb” rule for mobile. In non-COVID times I would be in the room ...

@bbcquestiontime The country has pulled together, the NHS has been out of this world. However, all we hear from the government is what they may deliver in the future; what are they delivering now? Why are the tests, etc. not available yet (they are in many other countries)?

This is what “you must stay at home” now means in British English ⁦@BBCNews⁩ ⁦@BorisJohnson⁩ ⁦@nytimes⁩ ⁦@AP⁩

A perfect example of social distancing. Please follow.

@BBCNews @BorisJohnson: Pubs will stay open but don’t you dare go there ...

Dear @BBCWorld - besides the number of those who tested positive for coronavirus could we please also have the number of those who tested negative and a comparison with regular flu? Thanks, appreciated!

Stanley Johnson is the cure for coronavirus ... apple.news/ATtfAJuRiSWu19LZY…

Blaming all this mess on @jeremycorbyn - lukewarm stance on Brexit in the referendum, neutral stance and procrastination in the 2019 election; instead of falling on his sword right this instant he will “reflect” ... thanks, Jez.

@BBCDebate_ In the event of a hung parliament who would you go into coalition with: Jo Swinson? Arlene Foster? @BorisJohnson; Nicola Sturgeon @jeremycorbyn?

@itvnews @jeremycorbyn is the only person on this planet that has the ability to make @BorisJohnson look statesmanlike. Appalling choice coming up on Dec 12.

As ever absolutely pointless to come to @HeathrowAirport early; we landed 35 minutes ago and are still waiting for a gate ... one to think about? Please?

Watch out @NFL GMs, the @Patriots are selling their whole Offense tomorrow - the @TomBrady boys are awesome but this year we don’t even need them. We’ll only play Defense for the rest of the season and still win number 7;-).

@BBCMOTD @BBCSportUpdates @SkySportsPL what a difference between rugby & football when it comes to VAR: Rugby - pictures on the big screen, efficient communication between the refs; Football - ref not even allowed to have a look. Would suggest football has a lot to learn ...