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The fact the NBA analyzed COVID and executed a fool-proof plan better than the US government is something I’ll never forget.
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Friendly reminder: It didn't have to be this way. South Korea and the US both had their first Covid case on the same day in January. South Korea, with 1/6 the US population, has competently responded and suffered just 300 deaths. The US has now had 150,000. 150,000!
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U.S.: If only there were some way to beat coronavirus, but no one knows
Every country that's beaten COVID: We listened to scientists and paid people to stay home.
U.S.: We'll just never know
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I’ve been wearing an underwire bra since I was twelve you can wear a mask – at Toronto, Ontario
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We learned to bake bread in this pandemic, we can learn to make our own adobo con pimienta. Bye.
The CEO of @GoyaFoods is at a White House event saying we're
"blessed to have a leader" like Trump.
Make your shopping decisions accordingly.
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The year is 2030. Bakery art is so realistic, literally anything could be cake. The uncertainty has gripped the world in fear. I go to hug my wife for comfort. She is cake.
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Grad school as Jurassic Park
Year 1 = everything seems fine & fascinated w the science
Year 2&3 = the 🐐 goes missing and the 🦖 comes
Year 4 = the raptors attack
Year 5 = battling for their lives
Year 6 = vowing never to do that again
Post-doc = Jurassic Park 2
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Hi, ER Doc here.
If you think wearing a piece of cloth makes it “hard to breathe”, then trust me you do NOT want COVID-19.
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I found $20 in the mall parking lot, and thought to myself 'what would Jesus do?'
So, I turned it into wine. – at West Kelowna, British Columbia
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rachel berry singing "satisfied." santana doing "burn." artie being george III for no real reason but mashed up with the cheerleading coach talk-singing it. Mr. Schue rapping.
I have to keep telling myself over and over it didn't happen, we're safe.
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A quote from Rand Paul at the Senate coronavirus hearing: "We shouldn't presume that a group of experts somehow knows what's best for everyone."
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Defunding the police sounds radical until you realize realize we’ve been defunding education for years.
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Gonna be a beautiful day in New York. Think I’ll change my housecoat, stare out the window and mumble to a tree.
