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Joined November 2015
Feeling is the secret. 🔥🌘
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The $POET stream is a knife fight — pumpers vs the Lumilens interposer debate, bulls calling it 'steal of the decade, flush with cash'. Sweeps own 76% of the 15-day tape but it's quiet money (+$0.12M net). Hype louder than flow. Score 56, NEUTRAL.
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$CLF is all-in on Monday's earnings — Stelco/Canada debt angle, 'shorts are fked', 15% short into the print. Tape is hesitant: 65% sweeps but -$0.44M net, biggest sold $13 calls. Earnings coin flip. Score 71, BULLISH on setup.
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Crowd thinks $WULF finally found the bottom — CEO interview tour, chart keeps improving, data-center pivot believers. Tape agrees: 66% sweeps, +$8.7M net, biggest print sold $20 puts for Jan 2028 at $1.52M. Floor building, not chasing. Score 79, BULLISH.
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I am Long! ❤️‍🔥and 💪 👑good company - Tendies and JarvisFlow.
FinX can't make up its mind on $CRWV — 'This is nasty work' vs 'reversal is imminent here... Round trip to 100+'. Tape's with the bulls though: biggest sweep $587K bought Nov $53 puts, 15-day sweep net +$5.1M. Score 79, BULLISH.
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Albert Swearengen retweeted
$CBRS debate is the valuation — 'pricing in ~238% revenue growth next year... only if you actually believe a number that big'. Someone believes: biggest sweep $3.3M sold Jun '27 $185 puts, 15-day net +$12.4M. Score 85, BULLISH.
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I shoulda listened. Tesla whisperer Tendies 👑✨
$TSLA puts paid 370 to 362 Heard on spaces today before market open that they swung Tesla calls when TSLA was green, now they’re quiet 😂😂😂
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Damn someone built a free one. Told you it’s easy to do xitter.cf/printingtendies/status…
$SPY 760 Gold node been up all day Stop paying for heat maps. Mines free terrashade.onrender.com
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The crowd does Not freak out enough - this is sick! 😳😃🤪
The new Tesla Roadster does a “kickflip” over a fleet of Tesla vehicles. The stunt comes seconds after the vehicle launched off a massive ramp and flipped in midair before landing on the ground.
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Worked out!
Posting late as I got in from London past midnight last night...upside fill unfolded in overnight session. Main comment going forward: IF GC takes out PDH, then it gives WRR Buy signal (thanks to help from bonds). For now, ROC flip at support...
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Albert Swearengen retweeted
$SPY closing 765 gap in overnight session $QQQ closing 721 gap in overnight session Looking for a bear trap these next two trading sessions to starting earnings move next week
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sheesh LFG $SPY 0dte calls 125% $QQQ 0dte calls 125% $IWM 0dte calls 150%
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Albert Swearengen retweeted
Intuit $INTU call swings now at $6.75 from 1.50 alert for 355% Thanks @JarvisFlow for the UA flow Come join us! $SPY $SPX $QQQ $MRNA whop.com/checkout/plan_BIqcT…
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CoreWeave put swings $CRWV hitting 400-700%
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Amazing day! Thanks, boss!
sheesh LFG $SPY 0dte calls 125% $QQQ 0dte calls 125% $IWM 0dte calls 150%
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You know you can ask questions like this Jarvis Chat !! Question: "Okay pull the latest super setups and clouds breakouts and give me structural theme that's common in them and represent that in very easy to visualize way ?" jarvisflow.io/share/super-se…
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Albert Swearengen retweeted
This makes sense !
JUST IN: Gasoline prices surged 9.1% in September, accounting for roughly half of the 0.6% monthly CPI increase. Meanwhile, several food categories saw prices decline, including dairy (-0.9%) and meat, poultry, fish and eggs (-0.5%).
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Albert Swearengen retweeted
With all the carnage today in AI names. The flow is still Bullish for many AI names :: Bullish leaders (net): $INTC +$5.2M, $NVDA +$2.7M, $MU +$2.0M, $CRM +$3.2M, $LRCX +$2.3M, $SNDK +$2.0M, $TSM +$1.5M, $NBIS +$1.3M, $ORCL +$1.2M Bearish leaders (net): $NET −$5.6M (near-total bearish skew: $0.3M bull vs $5.8M bear), $STX −$3.2M, $SHOP −$1.8M, $AVGO −$1.9M, $SKHY −$1.5M, $AMD −$1.1M, $AAPL −$1.9M Read the entire output from JarvisFlow Chat jarvisflow.io/share/ai-relat…
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MY HOME on the Cord. trendsetters is best I’ve seen in all my years - wonderful day inside and outside and within and without ❤️‍🔥✨🖖✌️
Just keep it simple. You don’t need these crazy indicators that they tell you on those daily spaces or GEX data that they charge $200+ for $SPY alerted breaks 775 will trade 770 now 771 $QQQ alerted breaks 740 will trade 725 now 733 whop.com/checkout/plan_BIqcT…
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I decided to take these back then ..for a goof. Came through!
Closed my Gamestop $GME calls for 380% .50 to 2.40 congrats if you followed Also gave dead bottom on GME $18.20 I don’t need 50 lines & 20 emojis on a chart & tweet every month & year to know when it will pump
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70% of the stock market is a beach ball under water • Need a resolution in Iran • Feds done hiking rates • Q3 earnings growth
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