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I'm sorry, 𝗗𝗘𝗞𝗨... 💗 Your girlfriend's 𝙏𝙃𝙄𝙂𝙃𝙎 are 𝗕𝗟𝗢𝗪𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗠𝗬 𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗗—! 😵💫
Could you pleaaaase call me back in 𝟲 𝗛𝗢𝗨𝗥𝗦...? 📞♡ 𝗕𝗘𝗖𝗔𝗨𝗦𝗘 I've got a 𝗩𝗘𝗥𝗬 𝗟𝗢𝗡𝗚 matter to settle... and it involves 𝙈𝘼𝙏𝙄𝙉𝙂-𝙋𝙍𝙀𝙎𝙎𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙃𝙀𝙍... 💗💢
𝑩𝑶𝑹𝑵 𝑺𝑷𝑶𝑰𝑳𝑬𝑫 💸 retweeted
𝙏𝙃𝙍𝙊𝘽! 𝙏𝙃𝙍𝙊𝘽! 💓💓
“𝙐𝙂𝙂𝙃—! 💢 Because of all these 𝙂𝙊𝙊𝙉-𝘽𝘼𝙄𝙏 followers and RTs, I 𝗖𝗔𝗡'𝗧 𝗘𝗩𝗘𝗡 𝗚𝗘𝗧 𝗢𝗨𝗧 𝗢𝗙 𝗕𝗘𝗗! 😵💫💢 I hate 𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝗢𝗙 𝗬𝗢𝗨! 𝗛𝗔𝗧𝗘 𝗬𝗢𝗨!” ‼️
𝙏𝙃𝙍𝙊𝙊𝙊𝙊𝙊𝙊𝙊𝙊𝘽! 𝙏𝙃𝙍𝙊𝙊𝙊𝙊𝙊𝙊𝙊𝙊𝘽! 💓💓
𝙏𝙃𝙍𝙊𝘽! 𝙏𝙃𝙍𝙊𝘽! 💓💓
“𝙐𝙂𝙂𝙃—! 💢 Because of all these 𝙂𝙊𝙊𝙉-𝘽𝘼𝙄𝙏 followers and RTs, I 𝗖𝗔𝗡'𝗧 𝗘𝗩𝗘𝗡 𝗚𝗘𝗧 𝗢𝗨𝗧 𝗢𝗙 𝗕𝗘𝗗! 😵💫💢 I hate 𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝗢𝗙 𝗬𝗢𝗨! 𝗛𝗔𝗧𝗘 𝗬𝗢𝗨!” ‼️
𝙏𝙃𝙍𝙊𝙊𝙊𝙊𝙊𝙊𝙊𝙊𝘽! 𝙏𝙃𝙍𝙊𝙊𝙊𝙊𝙊𝙊𝙊𝙊𝘽! 💓💓
𝑩𝑶𝑹𝑵 𝑺𝑷𝑶𝑰𝑳𝑬𝑫 💸 retweeted
∘𝐁𝐋𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐘 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐃𝐒 ⭐️
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⠀▬▬ 𝐃𝐌𝐒 𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐍/𝐍𝐒𝐅𝐖 𝐑𝐏
⠀⠀ ‧ ⁎⠀𝐍𝐎 𝘓𝘐𝘔𝘐𝘛𝘚﹗ 𝄒
❙ 𝐒𝐄𝐗𝐔𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐘 𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐈𝐓𝐎𝐑
❙ 𝐋𝐔𝐒𝐓/𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄 𝐇𝐔𝐍𝐆𝐑𝐘
❙ 𝐁𝐑𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐘 𝐆𝐎𝐃𝐃𝐄𝐒𝐒
𝑩𝑶𝑹𝑵 𝑺𝑷𝑶𝑰𝑳𝑬𝑫 💸 retweeted
“𝙈𝙃𝙈𝙈~ ♡ of course it’s for the video! 🎥💕
Now we need to do something 𝗡𝗘𝗪 for the video.
Please 𝗗𝗢𝗡’𝗧 𝗪𝗢𝗥𝗥𝗬, this 𝙏𝙍𝙀𝙉𝘿 is really
𝗣𝗢𝗣𝗨𝗟𝗔𝗥~ ♡✨”
𝙎𝙃𝙇𝙄𝘾𝙆! 💦 𝙎𝙃𝙇𝙄𝘾𝙆! 💦 𝙎𝙇𝙃𝙄𝙆𝘾! 💦
𝙎𝙃𝙇𝙄𝘾𝙆𝙃! 💦💢𝙎𝙇𝙃𝙄𝙆𝘾! 💦𝙎𝙃𝙇𝙄𝘾𝙆!
“𝙈𝙃𝙈𝙈~ ♡ of course it’s for the video! 🎥💕
Now we need to do something 𝗡𝗘𝗪 for the video.
Please 𝗗𝗢𝗡’𝗧 𝗪𝗢𝗥𝗥𝗬, this 𝙏𝙍𝙀𝙉𝘿 is really
𝗣𝗢𝗣𝗨𝗟𝗔𝗥~ ♡✨”
𝙎𝙃𝙇𝙄𝘾𝙆! 💦 𝙎𝙃𝙇𝙄𝘾𝙆! 💦 𝙎𝙇𝙃𝙄𝙆𝘾! 💦
𝙎𝙃𝙇𝙄𝘾𝙆𝙃! 💦💢𝙎𝙇𝙃𝙄𝙆𝘾! 💦𝙎𝙃𝙇𝙄𝘾𝙆!
𝑩𝑶𝑹𝑵 𝑺𝑷𝑶𝑰𝑳𝑬𝑫 💸 retweeted
𝗡𝗢 𝗡𝗨𝗧 𝗡𝗢𝗩𝗘𝗠𝗕𝗘𝗥? Huh… never heard of that. 💢 I’m making this stupid 𝘾𝙃𝘼𝙇𝙇𝙀𝙉𝙂𝙀 way more fun…
𝗡𝗢𝗡𝗦𝗧𝗢𝗣 𝗡𝗨𝗧 𝗡𝗢𝗩𝗘𝗠𝗕𝗘𝗥 sounds a lot better! 💦💦♡
I 𝙎𝙒𝙀𝘼𝙍 I’LL CUM ON THE PROFILE OF EVERY SINGLE PERSON WHO 𝗟𝗜𝗞𝗘𝗦 AND 𝗥𝗧𝗦 THIS !
𝑩𝑶𝑹𝑵 𝑺𝑷𝑶𝑰𝑳𝑬𝑫 💸 retweeted
People keep asking me 𝗪𝗛𝗜𝗖𝗛 𝗢𝗡𝗘
I prefer— I dunno. 💢Once I’ve got my 𝗠𝗢𝗡𝗘𝗬,
I don’t really care who rides me until my 𝙋𝙀𝙇𝙑𝙄𝙎 is practically broken. 💦😵💫♡
𝗔𝗙𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗔𝗟𝗟, this 𝙋𝙄𝙍𝘼𝙏𝙀 𝘾𝙍𝙀𝙒 isn’t getting fed for 𝗙𝗥𝗘𝗘, duh! 🏴☠️💰💢
𝑩𝑶𝑹𝑵 𝑺𝑷𝑶𝑰𝑳𝑬𝑫 💸 retweeted
She’s only just started out as a 𝗣𝗜𝗥𝗔𝗧𝗘
and doesn’t even have a single crew member yet… ❕
And yet, for some reason, these *marines* just keep sending 𝗔𝗗𝗠𝗜𝗥𝗔𝗟𝗦 after Tatsumaki nonstop! 💢⚓‼️
𝙐𝙂𝙃— looks like she’s destined to become one *HELL OF A BIG PIRATE*
She’s only just started out as a 𝗣𝗜𝗥𝗔𝗧𝗘
and doesn’t even have a single crew member yet… ❕
And yet, for some reason, these *marines* just keep sending 𝗔𝗗𝗠𝗜𝗥𝗔𝗟𝗦 after Tatsumaki nonstop! 💢⚓‼️
𝙐𝙂𝙃— looks like she’s destined to become one *HELL OF A BIG PIRATE*
People keep asking me 𝗪𝗛𝗜𝗖𝗛 𝗢𝗡𝗘
I prefer— I dunno. 💢Once I’ve got my 𝗠𝗢𝗡𝗘𝗬,
I don’t really care who rides me until my 𝙋𝙀𝙇𝙑𝙄𝙎 is practically broken. 💦😵💫♡
𝗔𝗙𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗔𝗟𝗟, this 𝙋𝙄𝙍𝘼𝙏𝙀 𝘾𝙍𝙀𝙒 isn’t getting fed for 𝗙𝗥𝗘𝗘, duh! 🏴☠️💰💢
𝗡𝗢 𝗡𝗨𝗧 𝗡𝗢𝗩𝗘𝗠𝗕𝗘𝗥? Huh… never heard of that. 💢 I’m making this stupid 𝘾𝙃𝘼𝙇𝙇𝙀𝙉𝙂𝙀 way more fun…
𝗡𝗢𝗡𝗦𝗧𝗢𝗣 𝗡𝗨𝗧 𝗡𝗢𝗩𝗘𝗠𝗕𝗘𝗥 sounds a lot better! 💦💦♡
I 𝙎𝙒𝙀𝘼𝙍 I’LL CUM ON THE PROFILE OF EVERY SINGLE PERSON WHO 𝗟𝗜𝗞𝗘𝗦 AND 𝗥𝗧𝗦 THIS !
𝑩𝑶𝑹𝑵 𝑺𝑷𝑶𝑰𝑳𝑬𝑫 💸 retweeted
“Hah… so you 𝙉𝙊𝙏𝙄𝘾𝙀𝘿. 😵💫💗
I was trying to hide it, but…
…Wait! N-NOT 𝗥𝗜𝗚𝗛𝗧 𝗔𝗪𝗔𝗬 ❕
Ahh~ ♡ Your fingers… s-slow down! 💕💦”
Don’t get ROUGH to 𝙏𝘼𝙏𝙎𝙐𝙈𝘼𝙆𝙄
or she’ll cum immediately… 😵💫💗💦
Go slowly… be a little gentler, please… ♡💕
𝑩𝑶𝑹𝑵 𝑺𝑷𝑶𝑰𝑳𝑬𝑫 💸 retweeted
“YOU’RE LYI— 𝙋𝙄𝙉𝙂! ❕ Hah… you really 𝗣𝗔𝗜𝗗 for it?
I was just… messing around with those posters,
I didn’t think it would go 𝙏𝙃𝙄𝙎 𝙁𝘼𝙍…
U-uhm… t-this is a joke, right…? ♡”
𝙋𝙇𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝙋!! 💢💦
𝙎𝙈𝘼𝘾𝙆—𝙋𝙇𝘼𝘼𝘼𝙋!! 💢
𝙏𝙃𝙐𝘿—𝙋𝙇𝘼𝙋—𝙎𝙇𝘼𝙋!! 💢💦
“YOU’RE LYI— 𝙋𝙄𝙉𝙂! ❕ Hah… you really 𝗣𝗔𝗜𝗗 for it?
I was just… messing around with those posters,
I didn’t think it would go 𝙏𝙃𝙄𝙎 𝙁𝘼𝙍…
U-uhm… t-this is a joke, right…? ♡”
𝙋𝙇𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝙋!! 💢💦
𝙎𝙈𝘼𝘾𝙆—𝙋𝙇𝘼𝘼𝘼𝙋!! 💢
𝙏𝙃𝙐𝘿—𝙋𝙇𝘼𝙋—𝙎𝙇𝘼𝙋!! 💢💦
𝑩𝑶𝑹𝑵 𝑺𝑷𝑶𝑰𝑳𝑬𝑫 💸 retweeted
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if your name is not
‘monkey d. luffy’, then
move along. lest you
favor becoming a statue.
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