I need a time out and a cup of tea

All the goddamn time

Taking pride in being a nasty/horrible person is basically telling the world you take pride in not having a fully functioning frontal lobe lol

Hahaha what the fuck

People are capable of sleeping through the night without waking up at mad times like this???

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Just seen some bird literally hugging a tree for ages and watching the sun set in formby woods. Boss. U go hippy chick x

Why don't slow people realise they're walking slow when am fully aware that I fly down the street at 50mph (when slow ppl allow me to x)

Who the fuck let me work in a bar where I get free pizza and bevvy I am so fat already wow

The ache in your muscles the day after you exercise is so sensual

Mum started raging that my dads took her lighter again and went "I'm sure you gaslight me about lighters, I know you took it" hahahahahaha

Ffs