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I don't know which employer needs to hear this, but it's not your employees' responsibility to work twice as hard just because you've decided not to hire enough people to get the job done
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God, grant me the bello to accept the things I cannot change, the papoi to change the things I can, and the banana to know the difference
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We cannot have sustainable energy because it threatens the oil industry. We cannot have healthcare because it threatens insurance. We cannot have peace because it threatens the weapons industry. Capitalism built a system where doing the right thing is treated like bad business.
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it must feel good asf to be an athlete with ocd and then win a game after doing your rituals
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now that everybody is tuned into rebecca black, can i introduce the greatest cover of all time
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And now I know how Joan of Arc felt. Just kidding I don’t. I would never know how she felt. Incredible woman.
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Paul McCarney being a royalist but not in a particularly political way or through the belief that the royal family is anointed by god, but in the sense that he spent 70 years wanting to fuck the queen and just can’t give it up.
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"is it more progressive to ship two white men together or a white man and a south asian woman" is a conversation that will never lead anywhere because it fundamentally does not matter. shipping is not a tangible form of activism. please go volunteer at a soup kitchen
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I think when you’re overstimulated you should appear kind of grayed out and no one should be able to interact with you like a locked character in a video game






























