I'm a dark cloud over a banana tree.

Joined September 2010
The Ms pat Show season premiere screening. Tap in on @betplus. Honored to work with such talent
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#Ifihadapodcast one question I'd ask is what level of debauchery are you willing to forgive from your favorite artist
You had to feel for Jackie Kennedy, who lived the rest of her life after JFK’s assassination in the shadow of the paparazzi. ... Hold on, being told that’s Cam Newton.
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#lyft #uber should implement a "what type of experience would you like?" option. Mine would definitely be play whatever music you like and NO CONVERSATION.
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This game is being played on Big 12 grass. #NationalChampionship
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Today, we lost a beloved member of our #CalFamily. Rest in Peace Bryce Turner. You'll be forever in our hearts.
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They brought in Matt Patricia to beat the Patriots, and he did, so lay off.
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At least let it smell like BBQ or weed or cigarettes, not just general smoke
Hey San Francisco, the air here is toxic, not in an overused "woke" way, but like literally.
With all the advancements in technology, you'd think the Dallas Cowboys could find a blue helmet decal to match their uniforms.
You can say what you want about dumb, lazy, cliche phrases, but "AT THE END OF THE DAY," "IT IS WHAT IT IS" got me through four heartbreaks without ever looking inward
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The many phases of conjuring creative failure @ Brooklyn, New York instagram.com/p/Bn6h-nJn05xX… – at Brooklyn, NY
The rain makes me feel soooooo much better about being unproductive
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I'm on Butterboy at Littlefield in 2 hours. It's lit bruh
Vontae Davis is what happens when your dad thinks you should be the starting running back
Cam Newton, you can't lay on the ground for 5 minutes then pop up and howl
Kickers should practice for an hour then go to therapy
Coaches yelling at kickers like "you let your team down" and they're like "I barely know them niggas"
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