GCU Problems

*doesn't check grades* *doesn't check bank account* *pretends everything is ok*

[writes paper] this doesnt make any sense [prints it] [doesn't proofread] [hands it in for a grade]

Why would I pay $30 for a haunted house when I can just log into blackboard and get scared for free?

Emailing professors be like Me: *polite greeting, multiple paragraphs, perfect grammar* Professor: “sure” -sent from my iPhone

High school everyone judged people but in college you see someone walking around in pajamas and ur just like "nice"

Syllabus: cramming will not work for this class Me: well it's gonna have to

What a beautiful day to not be in high school

I either make $3 last a whole week or I drop $100 in 5 mins. There's no in between

College is soup & I'm a fork

growing up is weird like you go from staying out til 4am and living off ramen but come home for the summer to a curfew and home cooked meals

Being home from college is weird like don't yell at me for being out this late you didn't even know where I was for 10 months straight

College is weird because you have two totally different lives in 2 different places

College be like Housing: $2,980 Meal plan: $1,457 Books: $1,429 Enrollment: $10,983 Air: $3,274 Grass: $4,284 Sidewalk: $5,2845 Sun: $3,381

In college any "free time" you have is actually just you procrastinating.

Me @ myself when I think things will go my way for once:

"I'm an adult" I whisper as I try not to panic while I'm filling in all those forms that I don't understand