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Gʀᴀʜᴀᴍ Cᴀʀʀᴜᴛʜᴇʀs retweeted
The comments….
Bryony and Matt are spending £820,000 on a modern, high-performance home on the Cornish coast - designed to meet the highest environmental standards. Will they pull it off? 📺 NEW Grand Designs | Tonight, 9pm | Channel 4
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PSA - Don’t buy Apple AirPods. They’re shit.
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Gʀᴀʜᴀᴍ Cᴀʀʀᴜᴛʜᴇʀs retweeted
🚨BREAKING: The Government announces all UK phones will require ID and surveillance software This means that Britons will be left with CHILD-LOCKED devices unless they comply with digital ID checks Protecting children is a noble goal, but the government mandating that all phones come with surveillance software is a crossing of the Rubicon that would make the UK one of the most authoritarian internet regimes in the world
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Gʀᴀʜᴀᴍ Cᴀʀʀᴜᴛʜᴇʀs retweeted
It was then he realized he done farked up
“Do I bother giving this any more air?” – Dave Rennie closing down the scrum drama #AllBlacks #rgr
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Gʀᴀʜᴀᴍ Cᴀʀʀᴜᴛʜᴇʀs retweeted
Well I dunno mate, you did kind of raise it in two press conferences. And told us you called the governing body of the sport to chat about it. But I suppose it’s odd that we’re giving it airtime.
“Do I bother giving this any more air?” – Dave Rennie closing down the scrum drama #AllBlacks #rgr
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As a South African Soutie this bloke is moments away from saying, “listen here, my friend”. And that’s not good 😂
Being born with the evolutionary survival mechanism of sensing impending violence from large Afrikaner men I am here to tell you that this volcano is milliseconds from eruption Ignore the words, watch the face
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Gʀᴀʜᴀᴍ Cᴀʀʀᴜᴛʜᴇʀs retweeted
😴 💤 🥱 Not a clue x
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Guess i’ll be going private for that.
Until last week, men over 50 were entitled to a free PSA prostate cancer check. But the government has now decided to withdraw that right. I cannot for the life of me work out what their reasoning might be.
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Gʀᴀʜᴀᴍ Cᴀʀʀᴜᴛʜᴇʀs retweeted
That this sort of micromanagement barely elicits a murmur now is the real Long Covid
🚨 BREAKING: Andy Burnham has temporarily banned the sale of disposable BBQs amid the extreme UK heat
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Thankfully, mine have been off for years.
What a ridiculous thing to send a national phone alert for!! Infantilising nonsense. Will put my kindling and lighter away then…. ?! 🙄
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I once paid money to listen to him butchering his own songs. I know the feeling.
That timeless vision of Sting just stuck, trapped listening to someone slaughtering his music. He’s suffering equal parts agony and embarrassment, & wishing he could just leave his body!
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😂😂😂
The Black Eyed Peas have let themselves go
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Gʀᴀʜᴀᴍ Cᴀʀʀᴜᴛʜᴇʀs retweeted
When the least cheesy thing is Miss Piggy and Kermit, you know you've fucked up.
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Gʀᴀʜᴀᴍ Cᴀʀʀᴜᴛʜᴇʀs retweeted
Wayne Rooney saying what the whole county is thinking… 🤣🤣 #worldcupfinal #ARGSPA #Fifaworldcup
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Wayne Rooney saying he thought the #halftimeshow at the #WorldCupFinal was crap 😂 We were all thinking it.
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Gʀᴀʜᴀᴍ Cᴀʀʀᴜᴛʜᴇʀs retweeted
BREAKING: Burnham scraps Starmer's digital ID scheme in first major policy pledge, with the money being redirected to other priorities, such as the cost of living crisis. Sky's political correspondent @robpowellnews has the latest. trib.al/DAKioBB 📺 Sky 501
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Gʀᴀʜᴀᴍ Cᴀʀʀᴜᴛʜᴇʀs retweeted
Edward Norton hablando solo en el Mundial:
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Gʀᴀʜᴀᴍ Cᴀʀʀᴜᴛʜᴇʀs retweeted
The last sentence is the real meat and potatoes of this. What's being promoted as a 'social media ban for children', is really an ID check for every adult.
🚨 SUMMARY: The UK's social media ban for children from early 2027: - "User-to-user" apps where people create, share and interact with content (e.g. TikTok, Instagram, Snapchat, YouTube, X, Facebook) will be banned for under-16s - WhatsApp, Signal and YouTube Kids will be exempt - Under-16s will also be banned from livestreaming, messaging strangers on gaming apps like Discord and using disappearing messages - 16 and 17 year olds will face nightly social media curfews and limits on infinite scrolling with more details next month - AI "romantic companion" chatbots will be banned for under-18s - Adults can still access social media through age checks like facial recognition, digital IDs, passports and credit cards
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Gʀᴀʜᴀᴍ Cᴀʀʀᴜᴛʜᴇʀs retweeted
Do I think YouTube could handle it's responsibility to kids better? Of course. Do I think they could create their product more for family utility and less for holding attention. Absolutely! Does this help with any of that? No, it does the opposite.
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Gʀᴀʜᴀᴍ Cᴀʀʀᴜᴛʜᴇʀs retweeted
Banning under-16s from YouTube mostly means banning them from logging in, which means YouTube will treat them less like kids and more like anonymous adults. Great job, UK.
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