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CLE Born ATL Raised
Joined September 2019
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Why does everyone seem to hate the fact that people from Cleveland don’t suffer from low self esteem just because they think we should.
Why do ppl from Cleveland act like they the main character? 😭 Y’all not Detroit, Chicago, New York, Las Vegas, LA, Miami, Houston, ATL, shit yall ain’t even Phoenix PLS😭‼️‼️‼️
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Never really thought about it but pound for pound career output/success post-SNL this might be the strongest cast ever assembled. Killer after killer
just remembered that we used to have this insane cast lineup during S31 of SNL
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Be like Ohio - Lake Erie to the North - Ohio River to the South - Tons of farming - Major steel mfg hub - Rolling hills, deep gorges, plenty of water - Some of the most fertile soil in the country - 75 state parks. Free to enter every one - Cuyahoga Valley National Park - 8 major pro teams: Browns, Bengals, Guardians, Reds, Cavs, Blue Jackets, Crew, FC Cincinnati - Reds: the first professional baseball team in America - NFL founded in Canton. Pro Football Hall of Fame is still there - 750+ golf courses - 100-mile Towpath Trail for biking and hiking - Major Universities: Ohio State, Cincinnati, Miami, Kent State, Toledo, Dayton, Xavier - Big city energy with reasonable cost of living. - Small Town America kindness and hospitality - Excellent place to raise a family - Top rated school systems - Cleveland Clinic: an elite hospital system - A day's drive from about 60% of the US population - One of the country's biggest logistics hubs in the country - Plenty of jobs: HQ for P&G, Kroger, Wendy's, Smucker's, Cardinal Health - Armstrong: first man on the moon. Glenn: first American to orbit Earth. Both Ohioans - Wright Brothers built the airplane in Dayton - Edison, born in Ohio - Home of 7 US Presidents - Cedar Point voted best amusement park in the world, over and over - Rock & Roll Hall of Fame - Thriving environment for small business - 4 full seasons - Named the best state in the country by Bert Kreischer
Is Ohio the best state in the country? @bertkreischer
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Ice broke down Cardi B's new record "Don't Chart" from GTA. He likes the song and the bounce of it, and you can tell how much money GTA is spending. According to Joe, it sounds like GTA called Cardi, and she went into her old music vault, touched a record up and handed it over. When Mona asked if that's a bad thing, Joe said no, that's the goal for any artist. That sparked a bigger debate about Megan Thee Stallion's new freestyle. Ice said it sounds like everything he's heard from her before. When Marc asked if it's a production thing, Ice said yes: the bounce and the production are the same on every record. Emanny pushed back and said that if we're going to say Meg sounds the same on every record, we have to apply that to most artists out there. He added that Meg can really rap and doesn't sound like everyone else. Ice disagreed, saying he's never heard a Meg record that made him say "oh shit." Emanny said people say the same thing about Chris Brown, so the criticism should go to all of them. According to Joe the difference between Chris Brown and Meg is that Chris's records work. If Meg's records were working, nobody would care, but her "my man, my man, my man" sound isn't sticking with people. He compared her to Cardi, saying Cardi's music matches who she is and connects with people, and Meg's doesn't. Ice said Meg is a brand, but personally he's not a fan of music that sounds the same. Joe added that she's almost like a feature artist.
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I just know the 60’s girlies were losing it at the theater
the beatles in help! (1965)
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Fun fact: the Catholic Church holds that all of creation is a gift from God and we're supposed to use our reason and intellect in pursuit of good things. Sometimes literal miracles really happen. But another kind of miracle, equally a gift from God, is medical science.
the pope has lung cancer and went straight to science lmao, why didn’t he pray himself to recovery? you people will tell yourselves the truth one day.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
​Catholic doctrine views science and medicine as complementary to faith (CCC 159). Historically, the Catholic Church played a pivotal role in creating the medieval university system and establishing organized public hospitals. britannica.com/topic/history-… vatican.va/archive/ENG001…
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i don’t call twitter by its slave name
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Alotta men don’t shoot dice no more cuz niggas DIE at dice games
Men don’t shoot dice anymore because they struggle with basic math
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The black executive in music is getting removed and replace systematically. Black women are the first to go in these industry lay offs. Which is the biggest mistake. Black women is where everything dope in the culture comes from. They are the culture. Smh
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wasn't weird when china was aborting female fetuses during the one child policy tho. evb is acting dense as if male children haven't been preferred over female children across regions since time immemorial.
And the “abort boy babies” thing is kinda weird ngl.
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Kanye had “cant tell me nothing” “good life” “stronger” “flashin lights” as singles. 50 had “straight to the bank” “amusement park” “ayo tech” & “i get money” (which was fire) as singles. kanye was winnin that regardless. Yall keep lettin 50 cloud yall brain with the numbers talk
50 Cent reflects on dropping his album "Curtis" on the same day that Ye released "Graduation," claiming that JAŸ-Z did everything he could at Def Jam to make sure Ye won the first-week sales battle: "I lost to Def Jam... He pushed the button at Def Jam while he's the president, and it was the right move." "They did everything they could do to get that Kanye record into a good space, and it worked." (Via FLAGRANT)
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on a cutting board too, check that phone NOW.
Comments are lowkey valid
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This is why you need to lie and stay on a jury though
Got out of jury duty because I said I dont see men and cops as human. 💕
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Just a heads up, I’m going to be asking a lot of yall (interact with content, share with friends/to your stories) over the next month. And if we really wanna see black trans women get time on the airways the best way to support me and the show is to ENGAGE! Help me show the numbers to the network. Okay that’s all. I love you Anania Nation 🤟🏿🥹
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They dont want to be known as the full size candy bar neighborhood around town so poor kids dont come. Thats all this is.
My HOA sent me a letter requesting that I stop handing out full-size candy bars for Halloween this year. -Fun-size bars are usually 15–25¢ each. -Full-size are around 75¢–$1. Most people give out 2–3 fun-size anyway, so the real difference is often only a few cents per kid. Am I crazy, or is it weird for an HOA to police this?
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There was a famous case where a man was charged with murder and it turned out he was at a Dodgers game, and the proof for his alibi was that they were filming an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm right in his section and he was on camera right by Larry David.
Larry David Saw O.J. Simpson at a Country Club the Day Nicole Brown Simpson Was Killed According to a new biography, the 'Seinfeld' showrunner and Simpson both ate breakfast at Riviera Country Club on June 12, 1994. rollingstone.com/tv-movies/t…
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GRACE JONES & CHER PHOTOGRAPHED BY GABRIEL MOSES
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The context behind this picture will always be funny LMFAO 😭
Today is National Stop Bullying Day.
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The Episode "Love Taps" should be required viewing in schools especially middle and high school. IM SERIOUS!
This is mother they can never make me hate Whitley Gilbert or Deborah Wayne #ADW
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T.I has the most eclectic kids, one is Jimi Hendrix, the other is J. Cole, then you got Malibu’s Most Wanted, and now a thespian‼️
A star in the making! T.I. and Tiny’s son Major is chasing his Broadway dreams.👏🏾🎭
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