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Ai mugshots is crazy

This is really what it’s all about. At what point did restaurants start chopping one wing in half and counting it as two?

I’m dead a professional napper

Forgot to eat now I just got mad hungry outta nowhere smh

How Libras feel like they the only ppl that implement balance into their day to day? Fck that zodiac shit 😂

Really grinchin for 99 cents and a fcking penny 🧟‍♂️

Ignoring the racist contrarian argument bots on here is gonna be a walk in the park. Go run up your $5 engagement check somewhere else

My son French said “it’s macaroni… guacamole. And you’s a cock blocker. A soccer goalie

Having another kid because cps took the first one is … yea

No way it costs $150 to go apple picking 😂

Why do ppl completely disregard neighborhoods like Jackson heights, Corona, Astoria, flushing etc when they say Queens has houses and backyards?

Clever but this is not a thing anymore. Parents damn near condoning the dumbness these days

Na yea that is kinda crazy. Nggas is asexual 😂

I always regret sizing up in sneakers cuz once they’re broken in, I be havin too much space. If a size 9 don’t fit when I first try em on, I’m not buyin

S/o to my mutuals from other states who realize and accept that New York is superior 🫡🗽💯

Ask your s.o what they don’t like about you

Seeing somebody trip and then start running to play it off will never not be funny

Nfs and I like it that way cuz nobody will ever look at their phone n say “wtf this ngga want?”