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FutzBoy

@FutzBoy

I was the most popular guy in my high school. A relative of mine invented Triscuits. I have a friend looking for a peyote hookup.

Joined March 2017
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Being 35, bald, and 365lbs doesn't change the fact that I was the most popular guy in my high school.
I just ordered Chili’s to go! So excited! #ChilisToGo
I just ordered Chili’s! So excited! #ChilisToGo
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I just ordered Chili’s delivery! So excited! #ChilisToGo
Just finished my 4-pack of @slawsa and the power rankings are in: #1 Garlic #2 Fire #3 Original #4 Hot
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I think I might whack this whole jar of @MrsRenfros salsa today.
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Slawsa@slawsa8 Feb 2019
You are slawesome! Eating a whole jar is a badge of honor...eat it proudly!
FutzBoy (@FutzBoy) profile pictureFutzBoy@FutzBoy6 Feb 2019
Replying to @sheboyganscan
"I swear to god, I WILL eat this whole jar of Slawsa."
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Replying to @MediacomSupport
@MediacomSupport ETA on service restoration in Savage? Been out since 8am. Thank you,
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All clear. I can put away the hustlers and fire up @Pornhub again
Reading through some old WONs and came across this little tidbit. 2 stars ain't bad for a kid doing a job. Atta boy @JumpinJimG69
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Over 27 years ago now
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FutzBoy@FutzBoy21 Jul 2017
Reading through some old WONs and came across this little tidbit. 2 stars ain't bad for a kid doing a job. Atta boy @JumpinJimG69
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marshall's, plymouth - theft from vending machine caught on video
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Celebrate National Eat With a Friend Day by sharing a Cheesy 10-Sack. Tag your bestie and you could get a pair of shirts! bit.ly/wc_friendshipday
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flight aborted due to patient's weight
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In case ANYONE forgot why America is the best country on the planet, here are a few reasons. @UncleDarryle @JumpinJimG69 @BearpawRiver @USDA
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@TheEmilJay30 Jun 2018
fans of the world wrestling federation, 1995
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A year ago tomorrow. Hitchhiked down to FL with @JNeil30 and @UncleDarryle to catch @JumpinJimG69 bearhug the shit outta Pipsqueak Cody. Well, we actually left @JNeil30 in Georgia with a scary-looking tranny. My personal highlight of 2017
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The first thing you should notice with a Tactical Flashlight is how it feels in your hand. That’s because it is an extension of your hand- it’s part of you.
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Atta boy @JNeil30 ! xitter.cf/sheboyganscan/status/9…
Sheboygan Scanner (@sheboyganscan) profile pictureSheboygan Scanner@sheboyganscan7 Apr 2018
47xx s business dr - woman has possible dislocated hip
Shout out to my best friend and compadre. Thanks for the memories, Diddy Ishka
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Team “Even yo wife calls me Daddy”
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