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Husband/Father | Desktop/Web App Dev | Database Administrator - SQL, PowerBI, MS 365 | CPN Member NN (Part-time)🇳🇬| Student of Eckhart Tolle | Liverpool ⚽️

Lagos, Nigeria
Joined November 2011
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Gratitude for life, shelter, food and water 🤲🏽
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If this drops on your screen, please retweet 😞🤲🏻
I'm begging you again Help my mum survive this stroke. She's more useful to me alive than dead. I know you understand this, but I wish u truly know how it feels. Ur donation will help me give her a better medical care. Pls dont give up on us yet, help us get our happiness back🙏
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Chelsea handing over Man United to AS Roma 😂. Smalling, Matic and Lukaku can't wait to cook Man United 😂.
Bournemouth handing over Man United to Chelsea 😂.
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Dem fuck my girlfriend you dey call me weak man. How I suppose stop am? Na her papa be the weak man, na him daughter dem fuck.
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🚨✨ OFFICIAL: Ballon d’Or announce Cristiano Ronaldo 2008 has been voted as the BEST BALLON D’OR OF ALL TIME. 🌕
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Bukayo Saka has just won the Socrates Award at the 2026 Ballon d’Or. Not the main prize, but the one named after a player who stood for something bigger than football. And it feels right. Saka has spent years being the one who shows up, keeps his head, and represents Arsenal and England the right way, on and off the pitch. This is for the fair play, the consistency, and the quiet leadership. The boy who got racially abused after the Euros final and still came back stronger. The one who never ducks the big moments or the big responsibilities. Proper recognition. Proud of him. Starboy. ⭐️ #Saka #BallonDor2026 #AFC
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Bournemouth handing over Man United to Chelsea 😂.
Como handling over Man United to Bournemouth 😂.
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सऊदी अरब में बांग्लादेश के दंपति का सर कलम करके मौत की सजा देने के बाद उनके शव बांग्लादेश पहुंच गए जिसका अंतिम संस्कार कर दिया गया पता चल रहा है कि उन दोनों की एक 8 साल की बेटी भी है जो अब अनाथ हो गई और यह पति-पत्नी मक्का की एक मस्जिद में सेक्स नहीं कर रहे थे बल्कि एक दूसरे का चुंबन ले रहे थे रील बना रहे थे और उनके इसी “खतरनाक" गुनाह पर दोनों का तलवार से सर धड़ से अलग कर दिया गया सजा देते समय का भी वीडियो है क्योंकि सऊदी अरब में सार्वजनिक रूप से सजा दी जाती है लेकिन वह वीडियो इतना भयावह है कि मैं उसे पोस्ट नहीं कर सकता पहले पुरुष का सर काटा गया और उसका सर धड़ से अलग होकर कई घंटे तक छटपटाता रहा इधर-उधर हिलता रहा उसके बाद महिला का भी सर काट दिया गया और सबसे भयावह दृश्य तब था जब दोनों के सर उछलते उछलते एक दूसरे के करीब आ जाते थे जाहिद का लिखा हुआ एक शेर याद आ गया “जाहिद शराब पीने दे मस्जिद में बैठकर या फिर वो जगह बता दे जहां खुद नहीं है"
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Turns out the future does have flying cars
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Real life, baby
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BREAKING; Nigeria 🇳🇬 recorded the world’s largest increase in the number of people living in multidimensional poverty, with an additional 17.9 million Nigerians falling into poverty between 2021 and 2024, according to the 2026 Global Multidimensional Poverty Index.
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THE DIFFERENCE??😭
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Marriages survived because men had the heart to endure women. It lasted for generations because of MEN. Because of our emotional intelligence and our compassion for our wives. Not because women were good partners. Because men learned to overlook a lot of stupid shit women do just to let peace reign. Let's be real, women are NOT easy to live with. They are not romantic. Their whole idea of romance is RECEIVING. What he bought for me, where he took me, what he did for me. Never what they give. They are not funny. They are overly sensitive, they hate accountability, they hate saying sorry, they hate initiating sex with their own husbands, and they are controlling as hell. Stubborn and rebellious. And that domestic violence you hear about in marriages? Most of it is STARTED by the wife. Pushing, slapping, throwing things, talking reckless, provoking until the man reacts. Then she wants to play victim. Look at any relationship that doesn't have a man in it,it doesn't work. Lesbians? Highest divorce rate. Highest abuse rate. Because there is no man there to tolerate their violence and their emotions. Two women together can't handle each other. Female friendships? Even worse. Pure gossip, backbiting, jealousy, cutting each other off over the most childish things. They will have 10 female friends by 2022. By 2026, only 2 are left. She has fought with ALL of them. Every single one is now an enemy. But men are the problem.
what opinion on relationships will have you like this?
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First trailer for ‘BLOODAXE’, a new Viking warriors series from the creator of ‘VIKINGS’ Releasing January 20 on Prime Video.
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🚨👋🏼 Official: Pedro has retired from professional football. 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆 LaLiga 🏆🏆🏆🏆 Spanish Super Cup 🏆🏆🏆 Champions League 🏆🏆🏆 UEFA Super Cup 🏆🏆🏆 Copa del Rey 🏆🏆 Club World Cup 🏆 Europa League 🏆 Premier League 🏆 FA Cup 🏆 World Cup 🏆 Euros
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Betting twitter coming back from international break
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136k people playing game online and the site hasn't crashed but if it's 1k students that log in into OAU portal now, everywhere go (gbìnà) dey hot
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I knew it wasn’t going to end well.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Click bait. It ended well. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clickbait
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🚨 BREAKING A source inside the French regime has just informed me that the regime has so far killed more than 70,000 peaceful protesters.
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Praying for the people of France. I'm hearing that 100,000 peaceful protesters have now been killed by the French police. Surely it's time for us to liberate them by blowing up their bridges and power plants and maybe a girls' school?
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