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Hakuna Kubembelezana !! 😂😂😂🔨
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Replying to @EricNjiiru
That is where @3KFC_OFFICIAL comes in.
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Find Locations Expert Cobi Tracks Down the Exact Spot a Kenyan Man Claimed He Would Never Find
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Embu stadium was full,
Replying to @bomboluly
None will sell out
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Okay Car wash machines I have two brands the old model orange single phase @ksh. 120,000 3 phase @ksh. 140,000 and new model Botuk blue single phase @ksh. 150,000 3 phase @ksh.180,000 Vaccuum machines I only have the 70 litres industrial one @ksh. 45,000
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When I was in college, we nearly died at Kibwezi. We had two drivers; it was at night. The drivers swapped. Guess what? The new driver dozed off just an hour into driving. Kama singekua apo mbele kuamusha huyo mjinga, tungekufa vibaya sana.
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Kumbe sometimes si kupenda kwao ni lack of experience on more than one road 😂😂
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Hii Ni Ujinga .. On Kenyan soil, someone has the audacity to remove the Kenyan flag just to raise the Somali flag. Alafu akishikwa watu wao wanze kusema aty “tunaonewa”
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Before you buy your next car, better come and watch this before you decide. E be like say na Tesla next o!! Benz don fall my hand for here!
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Problem is, you are razor focused on charging private cars with speeding. Every other road user gets a free pass. Matatus drive anyhowly. Trucks have made highways a garage. Motorbikes don't even rate traffic laws. Road agencies build roads with absolutely no standards
Declare road safety a national disaster Road crashes have reached a national emergency level, with about 20,000 crashes claiming over 5,000 lives annually, destroying families, overwhelming our health system and eroding economic productivity. As an Authority, we propose that road traffic crashes be declared a national disaster to mobilise urgent government action, secure adequate funding and ensure coordinated enforcement. Such a declaration would enable whole-of-government coordination under clear accountability, and enforce measurable targets across road agencies, the National Police Service, the health sector and county governments. Our goal is simple: save lives, reduce fatalities and serious injuries, and protect Kenya's human capital. Road safety is not just a transport issue; it is a national development and security priority. With everyone's support, we can avert this disaster. DIRECTOR GENERAL @TransportKE
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Yani Farouk treats the Mulembe leaders as children and makes them dance infront of him 😭😭😭😭 Yet they are there smiling and dancing?? Enyewe @edwinsifuna will redeem the Western region Wawache kutumiwa vibaya..
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Lol. Si budget yenu mmeamua mtanunua VW vans and hide in bushes and bridges and focus on fining the demographic that has the least accidents and fatalities. – at Nairobi, Kenya
Declare road safety a national disaster Road crashes have reached a national emergency level, with about 20,000 crashes claiming over 5,000 lives annually, destroying families, overwhelming our health system and eroding economic productivity. As an Authority, we propose that road traffic crashes be declared a national disaster to mobilise urgent government action, secure adequate funding and ensure coordinated enforcement. Such a declaration would enable whole-of-government coordination under clear accountability, and enforce measurable targets across road agencies, the National Police Service, the health sector and county governments. Our goal is simple: save lives, reduce fatalities and serious injuries, and protect Kenya's human capital. Road safety is not just a transport issue; it is a national development and security priority. With everyone's support, we can avert this disaster. DIRECTOR GENERAL @TransportKE
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Replying to @KeForestService
KWS, 80% of Kenya is permanently dry already. We must jealousy guard the remaining few. during the Kenyatta, Moi, Kibaki and Uhuru eras, you never felt this urgency to educate Kenyans about forest rotation cycles. But now that botanist is overseeing the destruction of our forests, suddenly you want to teach us forestry? Kenyans understand the difference between sustainable harvesting and environmental destruction. To defend your question, show us what has been harvested, what has been replanted, and what safeguards are in place.
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Replying to @KeForestService
Imagine thinking the destruction of trees is something to be defended through a poll. What absolute nonsense!
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These 011 number don't go well with anyone they should look for another combination 0960 etc
I'm looking for a 07 Safaricom number. If you're selling, or willing to dispose one of your numbers please lets engage
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Who can supply eggs in large scale? Biashara ya haraka
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Replying to @WairimuMariam
Remember this story that hit the headlines the other day and everything about our modern society will tell you what you need to know
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With the current fuel prices this is the car to buy let me log on @motifiti the o check the prices. Hii inafaa ikuwe 600K
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