GOD LOVES ME

My best friend is a urologist, and once or twice she has had inappropriate experiences with (male) patients . To be clear: this happens almost never, and usually those are accidents. But some time ago, she had a male patient who was getting an erection during a medical examination. Now think about this: you are not there for your general enjoyment. Usually something is wrong, you experience pain, you are afraid it will be some kind of cancer, etc. This is serious business. So getting excited usually is an embarrassing thing for a patient. But not for this one. When Freya looked at him, he was smiling — clearly all pleased with himself and not at all taken aback. His grin was all wrong, and Freya knew it. “Mister, can you wipe that smirk off your face while I examen you — this is serious !” But he refused, and even ordered her to proceed. That was (of course) the end of the examination. She told the man to look for another doctor, and had him escorted out of the hospital. He was furious, and demanded to be examined, but that was (of course) too late. The short story is: he was a pervert, and he might have been a very sick pervert. And in that case he lost precious time.