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Bromeo Santos ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡น

@FunnyManStan

Host of That's My Shit Podcast and aspiring comedian/writer...Mets, Knicks, Giants, Devils, St. Johns BB, Miami FB

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Joined March 2009
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Fuck a destination wedding, Iโ€™m gonna have a destination funeral. Letโ€™s see who really loves me.
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Yes.
Dan Orlovsky (@danorlovsky7) profile pictureDan Orlovsky
@danorlovsky7Oct 26
Do people readily know โ€œpercentโ€
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444 (@sadngkid) profile picture444
@sadngkidOct 23
When they started opening the fridge i lost it
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ADONIS (@adonispara) profile pictureADONIS
@adonisparaOct 25
Driving Jewish cuz I be cutting off dickheads
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โ€œYou can eat a dick upโ€ฆtil you hiccup.โ€ Thatโ€™s gotta go on a shirt
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@beyoncegardenOct 26
OH HE ATE HIM UP SO BAD LMFAOOO๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Call me crazy but I prefer my football games to focus on football
Mike Straw (@MikeStrawMedia) profile pictureMike Straw
@MikeStrawMediaOct 21
In their memo to staff, EA confirmed that an open-world experience is coming to their American Football games. It's currently under the codename "Project Gridiron" and is described as a "social-first open-world experience"
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If only there were an award for the best defensive player in the country. We wouldnโ€™t even have to name it after John Heisman. We could pick some other legendary college defensive player. Idk, someone like Chuck Bednarik.
Shane Tuttle (@ShaneTuttleNCAA) profile pictureShane Tuttle
@ShaneTuttleNCAAOct 20
NEW: The Heisman Trophy Trust has voted to introduce a separate Heisman Trophy for defensive players. If approved, two Heisman Trophies will be awarded annually: One to the nationโ€™s top offensive player and one to the top defensive player.
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You know whatโ€™s cool? We get to watch our DEFENDING CHAMPION NEW YORK KNICKS starting tonight. Thatโ€™s really cool.
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Brother, SEAL TEAM 6 couldnโ€™t have gotten this information outta me
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Heโ€™s collecting retired black athletes like infinity stones
Acyn (@Acyn) profile pictureAcyn
@AcynOct 16
Trump on Todd Gurley: I donโ€™t want to tackle him. He looks good. He could be in there right now. He looks good.
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Plant The Spear (@Plantthespear1) profile picturePlant The Spear
@Plantthespear1Oct 15
Could we see the UPSET OF THE YEAR on Saturday night? ๐Ÿค” You heard it here first...๐Ÿ˜ฎ
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โ€ฆwhat?
Max ๐Ÿ“Ÿ (@MaxNordau) profile pictureMax ๐Ÿ“Ÿ
@MaxNordauOct 15
Tucker Carlson on watching b*stiality p*rnography: "If you look at p*rnography enough or b*stiality videos all day: after a while, like, it's kind of an attractive horse, I get it. I'm not into it personally, but it's not crazy."
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Soul Khan vs QP
Cam B ๐Ÿงก (@Cam_2chill) profile pictureCam B ๐Ÿงก@Cam_2chillOct 14
What battle introduced you to battlerap?
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Me trying to get my dog to come back inside
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Lotta people are gonna lose their toes over this nonsense
Polymarket (@Polymarket) profile picturePolymarket
@PolymarketOct 13
JUST IN: Wingstop announces new chicken wings covered in Sour Patch Kids candy, launching nationwide for a limited time starting October 27.
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Jaguar Paw (@sirdibbydukes) profile pictureJaguar Paw
@sirdibbydukesOct 12
Man this song might go platinum on this app. This needs to be the first song played at Doak! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Yeesh that was quick lol #GoCanes
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No Sopranos? Insanity. This is clickbait
philip lewis (@Phil_Lewis_) profile picturephilip lewis
@Phil_Lewis_Sep 25
Hereโ€™s The New York Times 100 Best TV Shows of the 21st Century: nytimes.com/interactive/2026โ€ฆ
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Whereโ€™s the guy that said Mensah doesnโ€™t have any velocity on this throws? I wonder if he saw this touchdown to Josh Moore.
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Call me crazy but I think we, as Mets fans, should root for the Mets.
Stephanie Lynn (@x0stephhh) profile pictureStephanie Lynn@x0stephhhSep 15
Ya heard me @Mets !!! @SNYtv
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Brandon Tierney (@BrandonTierney) profile pictureBrandon Tierney
@BrandonTierneySep 15
Get a grip if you're knocking the Yankees for celebrating a postseason spot. Ridiculous. Stop. It's a grueling, monotonous 8 month journey--Enjoy every check point. Plenty of teams wish they could. Love it.
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