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A comedy show featuring everyone but men. produced by @ellorysmith & @danadonnelly submissions: funnilingus.show@gmail.com

Los Angeles, CA
Joined November 2017
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Hiiiii someone hacked into my account @ellorysmith please ignore any messages or tweets and report it as compromised if you can 🙏🙏
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This site is so Fucking stupid I should’ve left years ago
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news anchor covering the car chase referring to the driver as “he OR she” happy women’s history month we did it
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If I owned a lingerie store I’d call it The Freudian Slip
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micdropcomedy.com/shows/2043… this weekend! San Diego! Famous funnilingus alum @ellorysmith and @PallaviGunalan split an hour at @MicDrop_US
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buy a ticket to my and @ellorysmith’s show in san diego this sunday and i will shout you out on twitter and instagram cameo-style! get your tickets now! micdropcomedy.com/shows/2043…
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i actually think it's funny to break a $42,000 piece of art and if i were koons i'd pick up the pieces, put them inside another little dipshit balloon dog and then sell that for more
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that's a pisces
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Who is your go to person when you feel like your things are falling apart
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thanks to netflix everyone born after 1998 is about to learn what a torrent is.
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Suriya Bonaly landing the one-footed backflip in Nagano, with an injured Achilles tendon, as a middle finger to the judges. Twitter would have crashed that day
What sports moments that occurred pre-Twitter (July 2006) would cause chaos on the app if it existed at that time?
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What’s also insane to me is that when women OUTEARN their partners, their share of the housework goes up.
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i think my most misogynistic belief, and i apologize in advance, is that i’ve noticed that, and again i am sorry to say this, sometimes women don’t finish their cans of sparkling water as frequently as men do.
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‘i have to go’ - serena van der woodsen
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If you wore anything that wasn’t vaguely business casual these two took you out behind the barn and gave you the Old Yeller Special
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I can’t sit through a movie but can watch four hours of tiktok. Is that a good sign?
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i have access to all of these and pay $0, develop some meaningful relationships for once in your life and you can do anything – at Chicago, IL
“cAbLe iS tOo eXpEnSiVe”
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