Used toilet paper salesman. Business really stinks right now. Venmo: david-brennan-112, CashApp: RufusXSarsaparilla, or subscribe to my Patreon to support.
Arkansas, USA
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I haven't posted any content in a while, because I have been concentrating on defending myself against false accusations that I sexually trafficked a delinquent female tenant in my RV Park to my maintenance guy. It turned my life upside down for months, but it's over. Not a single charge. I have not asked anyone for a penny. I have turned down money. My response to the outrageous sums of money being raised for the Red Barron guy is not some ploy to get money. I make $125/hour at my new job, so I don't need money. Don't send me any! My point is we have got to stop coddling men and treating them like fragile little soy boy betas. You want to make this guy a hero? I'm on board with that! Want to salve the wounds from this minor incident with hundreds of thousands of dollars? Wow! There are thousands of men in this country who life has treated far worse. Are you going to throw money at them, too? Most of us are grown men who can handle life without your money. I handled my shit, because that's what grown men do. I buckled down, got a side gig, and handled life. Did people want to come to my rescue with tens of thousands of dollars? Yes, but not influencers. Friends. I declined, because I don't need rescuing. I don't want your sympathy. I don't want your money. I do want you to stop coddling grown fucking men! This guy did not lose his job or incur huge legal bills. He just dealt with some punks. If I was him, I would be insulted that people thought I need money to heal my scars from this incident.
FYI: as a content creator providing mostly free content, having a subscription platform and providing consumers of my content a way to help support more free content is NOT begging for money. Any claims that it is are just attempts to distract from my message that we are pussifying the American male by throwing obscene sums of money at people we agree with simply because they happened to suffer a little emotional booboo in viral fashion. (Millions have it harder than this Red Baron Walt, by the way. Where's there money?) I haven't begged for money from anyone. Even when life had me on the ropes, having treated me far worse than it treated Walt, and friends wanted to throw tens of thousands of dollars at me, I turned it down and started doing DoorDash. I did what should simply be expected of a man. I took care of my business.
People didn't even give poor Walt a chance to handle his business like a man and recover from his meltdown like a man. No. They just assumed he wasn't man enough and set about raising an obscene amount of money for him so as to ease his pain. Given his meltdown, that assumption may have been correct, but that may have also been an uncharacteristic moment of weakness. I guess we'll never know.
I haven't asked for a penny I did not produce something for. Not once. You people acting like I have -pretending I am begging for money - are just butt-hurt because you know deep down I'm right, and you lack the maturity to deal with that.
Why would I beg for money? I was doing just fine before my world got turned upside down by false accusations from a meth whore, living on 25% of my income and donating 75%. I made it through that crisis and came out smelling like a rose, with a job that makes me $300,000/year, and that's in addition to what I make on my content.
Want to call me an asshole for believing men should be men - that men should be strong - that men should be able to handle what life throws at them? Fine. Enjoy your life as a pussy!
Funky Uncle Dave retweeted
There is no value in Republicans complaining about voter fraud when the Republican party refused to pass President Trump’s Save act, which would’ve guaranteed electoral integrity; the conclusion is that the Republican party actually supports mass cheating by the Democrats. It’s Uniparty, baby
Funky Uncle Dave retweeted
Nobody cares about your thoughts.
I have absolutely no idea what he said or who he blamed, as I didn't even read the first paragraph, as I could care less about his thoughts. 😒
My thoughts on the Midterm Results:
My heart breaks for our country. Despite the best efforts by so many to support Republican candidates and call conservatives back to our principles, our Republican team suffered a historic defeat.
This midterm election wasn’t a rout, it was a reckoning. The American people have rejected our party’s shift toward economic populism, and our majorities in Congress and state legislatures and governorships across the country paid the price.
But like most people of faith, I’m an eternal optimist. I know that with God’s help, we can save our movement—and our country—again. We can return the Republican Party to the timeless principles that have led to our greatest successes and, more important, have made America strong, prosperous and free.
The conservative comeback starts today. Let’s get to work. 🇺🇸
Funky Uncle Dave retweeted
When democrats take control of the Senate, they will undoubtedly nuke the filibuster.
We know this because they have tried several times, but there is no Senator Manchin or Sinema to stop them this time.
While Republicans are still in control, we must nuke the filibuster & put as much legislation on President Trump’s desk as we can.
It’s our only option.
Funky Uncle Dave retweeted
Well, one obvious reason would be that powerful Republicans are in on the steal to screw Trump & try take the party back from the people. Crushing the MAGA movement that has threatened their holding power…and making sure no one else dares try to the do the same thing? How am I doing?
Funky Uncle Dave retweeted
The Democrats got rid of the useless Republicans in large numbers and the base GOP voters should do the same to those remaining. They are useless. Start over with a new class.
Funky Uncle Dave retweeted
Congratulations Administration...
Epic Fail.
You all had since 2020 to fix this and you did NOTHING.
A whole lot of effort by the people produced irrefutable evidence to bury every single bad actor - delivered to you on a silver platter - and you did nothing to help Americans have their right to vote protected.
YOU ALL FAILED. AND WE ARE GOING TO IGNORE ALL OF YOU AND FOCUS ON OUR OWN BACKYARDS.
To hell with the Federal Government. You have gone way outside your Article 1 Section 8 scope. You have created agencies that do not protect we the people and defend our constitutionally protected rights. Instead you protect the criminals in corporations - both foreign and domestic!
TIMES ARE A CHANGIN'....
See you on your way to hell...cause that swamp will drain...and that opening only goes one way.
Yeah, here in MaRICOpa County, Independents would have had to vote 82% for Democrats. But as I laid out in my article, the highest Independents have ever swung for one party over years of history is 58%. The fraud is so massive it makes 2020 look like nothing.
arizonainsiders.com/2026/11/…
Funky Uncle Dave retweeted
Iran never did anything to the United States and never did anything wrong. I'm just waiting for these people to start repeating the mullah line of calling the U.S. "the great satan" at this point.
Funky Uncle Dave retweeted
This is exactly the retarded propaganda that led to the electoral massacre.
Funky Uncle Dave retweeted
Imagine how many judges could have been appointed if only dipshit @LeaderJohnThune didn't have pro forma sessions.
Or imagine if he would have enforced the talking filibuster....we could have had the SAVE Act passed.
Maybe we wouldn't have lost so badly.
Funky Uncle Dave retweeted
They didn't do nothing. They actively stopped the SAVE Act from passing, that counts as something.
Funky Uncle Dave retweeted
I’m just sick of Trump’s childish temper tantrums and inability to ever take responsibility for anything.
His second term has sucked. Everything is more expensive. We’re in another war. We got wiped out Tue night.
Own it. Fix it. Stop acting like a toddler.
Funky Uncle Dave retweeted
The failure wasn’t responding to Iran.
The failure was refusing to follow through, believing that a murderous mullah regime wants peace, and participating in MOU theater.
Funky Uncle Dave retweeted
Republicans were handed both houses on a silver platter and they did nothing for 2 years.
BREAKING: House Speaker Mike Johnson will not run for House Minority Leader in wake of GOP wipeout last night. He just informed staff on a call, per sources to @FoxNews.
Jim Jordan will run for House Minority Leader, per sources.
Funky Uncle Dave retweeted
Mike Lee is right.
Stay in session. Cancel the vacation.
Confirm all 135 of President Trump's nominees before Schumer gets the gavel in January.
Every seat left empty is a gift to the Democrats.
Thune, this one's on you.
Funky Uncle Dave retweeted
I don’t think the GOP truly grasped how badly they were fucking up.
I talked to people who normally have ZERO interest in politics, and they were legitimately pissed off.
They didn’t see the major reform they expected, and they were REALLY MAD about it.
No true accountability.
No true mass deportations.
No meaningful decrease in the deficit.
Lots of very long vacations and no work.
No bills passed that REDUCED the government’s involvement in their lives.
People are pissed off that they voted Trump into office and the GOP kept slow-walking every reform they wanted.
Where were all the DOGE cuts that were promised?
Where was the SAVE Act?
Why didn’t we defund the Taliban?
Why did bills pass the House and then disappear in the Senate?
Why did the GOP keep funding left-wing NGOs that target and hate MAGA Republicans?
Why were members of the GOP pushing for mass amnesty instead of mass deportations?
People woke up, and they weren’t happy about it.
People believed they voted for the Trump agenda, and instead, they felt like they got the same old Washington.
Republicans in Congress didn’t produce tangible results, and they just discovered that frustration has consequences...
...but by the time they realized how deep-seated that frustration was, it was already too late.
Republicans had EVERYTHING.
The White House.
The House.
The Senate.
...and they totally blew it and people were pissed and voted like they were pissed, which sadly is the price of doing nothing when you had everything.
Completely avoidable.
Funky Uncle Dave retweeted
Trump didn’t lose the Mid Terms because he started the war with Iran. He lost because he didn’t FINISH IT.
Funky Uncle Dave retweeted
President Trump is missing the point.
He was on the ballot.
Voters just said we don’t like your new war, we don’t like your economy, we don’t like the foreign influence, and we don’t like how your administration is allegedly involved in pay-to-play schemes.
🚨 Trump says his biggest challenge of the midterm cycle was that his rally energy simply couldn't be transferred to other Republican candidates
"If I were on the ballot, we would have won. You saw the people that were packed, thousands and thousands of people at every rally."
"There was such love at those rallies. It was incredible. And we weren't able to transfer the love to candidates."
"You couldn't transfer that love."
Funky Uncle Dave retweeted
There is a massive lesson here tonight, one that the republican party REFUSES to learn.
When you HAVE power... USE IT.
Don't apologize for using it.
Don't use it sparingly.
ENACT YOUR AGENDA as quickly and completely as you can.
Republicans get elected and sit on their hands.