@FunkyDL

Baptist, Unix IT guy, Reagan conservative, Ohio State Buckeyes fan, Pittsburgh Penguins fan, and a chronic leadfoot! Jesus is Lord

 The Free State of Florida
Joined July 2009
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BuffaloRon
@BuffaloRon8h
I may have gotten confused by all the yard signs. I think I just voted for a realtor...
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It is a bit sad (but maybe appropriate) that the last 2 survivors are the 2 that truly do not get along.
A View From Yorkshire
@models_by_RussOct 26
Second star to the right and straight on till morning Mr Chekov 😔
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He got all but Shaq right. Kareem deserves that spot. That's my all-time starting 5.
Andrew Anderson
@uscfan981Oct 26
Did I cook?
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A very clever pun
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CFBVault
@CFBVaultOct 23
Someone has gone their entire life without seeing a one point safety until now🔥
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Denny Burk
@DennyBurkOct 23
I would display this precious moment in my living room if it were real. 
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James Evans Sr. (wonderfully portrayed by John Amos) was the last strong father in Tv. The demise of his character was a prelude to the moral decay of the country 🙁.
Dr Boyce Watkins - Wealth is Power
@drboycewatkins1Oct 22
Not sure why we listen to dummies….
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Just watched the first Christmas YouTube ad of the season. Yeesh!
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This is accurate, as I can personally attest.
Patriotic Baptist 🍊
@Jen80092294Oct 20
Sounds delicious...
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Who are the REAL rebels these days?
Barefoot Pregnant
@usuallypregnantOct 19
Did you ever think raising a family would be counterculture?
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I've lived this scenario many times! There are places where men should not venture.
Mike Bales™ 🫡🇺🇸
@MikeBalesOct 19
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When you run out of chips at the church potluck:
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Our righteousness comes from the Lord Jesus Christ and him alone. As it is written: “There is none righteous, no, not one.” — Romans 3:10
Kayla Marie
@KayMT83Oct 17
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Shane Gillis was right.
Allister Henderson⚡️🔥
@AllisterHender2Oct 15
I like how everyone there is ignoring her LOL.
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They are going to need an extra digit! @Reds #Reds #Lockout
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Revenge can literally taste so sweet!
Ken Miles
@kenmilesamericaOct 9
I love this!!!🤣
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Well, I was actually college age, but this isn't too far off from how I met my wife!
The Babylon Bee
@TheBabylonBeeOct 9
Local Teen Pretty Sure Holy Spirit Leading Him To Go Talk To That Cute Girl Over There buff.ly/hAGUD6v

Local Teen Pretty Sure Holy Spirit Leading Him To Go Talk To That Cute Girl Over There

HOUSTON, TX — Upon seeing a cute new girl at school this morning, local teenager Jeremy Camden felt pretty sure the Holy Spirit was leading him to go talk to her and maybe invite her to hang out on...

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