how marvel rivals finna be in season 10

I’ve read so much about the dangers of alcohol that I’ve decided to quit reading.

You can smoke as many cigarettes as you want but you'll never feel as warm as you felt in her hug

plankton was after the formula whole time SpongeBob was the secret ingredient

the universe rewards you when you talk your shit.

Being rude must be a job requirement for TSA

How much weight is a reggaeton?

Spirit Halloween is just the Fortnite shop irl

You a different breed of person if you can eat a raw uncooked pop tart

Children are born knowing Michael Jackson songs

41/42 year old LeBron James is Prime Draymond Green.

it's a bit strange how job interviews are social rituals where both people are lying to each other and they both know the other is lying but if the interviewee ever makes the mistake of being honest they instantly lose

batman's parents for some fucking reason: hey let's take a shortcut through crime alley

Having bipolar is like being pre-diabetic for schizophrenia

can two people miss each other and still choose silence?

People who instantly have a comeback when someone’s rude to them. where the FUCK did you learn that?

If you gotta vape in the grocery store, you too far gone.

every time you go to the post office the person in front of you has a problem that has never happened before in all of history

craziest line ever said in gaming history

a man without lust is a dangerous man