hltv told me you got owned and ragebaited he/him

UK
Joined June 2018
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having sex with a disney adult but you have a micropenis and when she pulls your pants down she's like "omg a hidden mickey"
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6 rules i have with my 🌽 addicted girlfriend 1. one 🌽 free day a week 2. no looking at 🌽 when we have sex 3. when she has her 🌽 time she has to tell me after 4. if she exceeds her $50 monthly 🌽 budget, its taken out of next month 5. no hiding the husks 6. one cob at a time
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this cant be the life i protect with seatbelts nigga
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🚨 BREAKING: Na'Vi goes all out for FUT dem0n. They offer €5m + iM, FUT has said they will only accept the €5m.
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When we asked magixx what job he would have if he wasn't a CS pro, we didn't expect this 😭
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BREAKING🚨| jL has agreed to return to Navi 😮🤯 🤔However, Navi have not sent him an offer 😅
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Good opportunity to talk about Mr. @_shanecs! Banned on ESEA and Faceit for history of racism, sexism, threats of rape, and threats to kill other NA cs players. Furthermore, shane and his teammates were exposed for sending child porn in FPL-C chat. Yeah, quiet down lil jit
.@SBETeam take the series 2-0 over Without a Roof getting revenge for the upper bracket! After the win, tempers flared as @_shanecs had some choice words for @Stewie:
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When I open my trunk in gta 6 and a streamer pops out
GTA 6 includes parodies of influencers as well as in-game livestreams.
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If you laugh you go to
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Broky’s crazy movement followed up with a 3K (2022)
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Broskis… f*ck onlyfans… Elon just gave us fap material for a whole week! Is he the baddest in the game rn? And if u say no… name who is
🚨 ELON MUSK: “You thought Sydney Sweeney’s boobs were great… have you seen mine?”
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apparently the only place left without ads is a book
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wrote my job status as full-time student instead of unemployed xitter.cf/danny0X/status/2087550…
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Replying to @HLTVorg
I’m glad apex and mezzi cracked their wives so vitality era can officially end
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“Wow, what a footballer at 39.“ “How did he get away with rape accusation not just once but twice”
"Messi makes you say wow, Ronaldo makes you say how"
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Cristiano Ronaldo has played 27 World Cup games. He has scored a non-penalty goal in 5 of them: 🇰🇵 North Korea ⚽️ 🇬🇭 Ghana ⚽️ 🇪🇸 Spain ⚽️⚽️ 🇲🇦 Morocco ⚽️ 🇺🇿 Uzbekistan ⚽️⚽️ 4 of these teams finished bottom of their group. They had a combined 2 points in total.
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We just took down the world champions and all they can say is Falcons didn't show up. We podcasted our way to the top by BUILDING a studio to enable us to create even more podcasts and the whole scene memed on it. Step out of the echo chamber and pay attention @100T_CS @Roobet
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This Ronaldo fan tattooed Ronaldo’s goals in EURO16 final
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