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having sex with a disney adult but you have a micropenis and when she pulls your pants down she's like "omg a hidden mickey"
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6 rules i have with my 🌽 addicted girlfriend
1. one 🌽 free day a week
2. no looking at 🌽 when we have sex
3. when she has her 🌽 time she has to tell me after
4. if she exceeds her $50 monthly 🌽 budget, its taken out of next month
5. no hiding the husks
6. one cob at a time
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When we asked magixx what job he would have if he wasn't a CS pro, we didn't expect this 😭
Good opportunity to talk about Mr. @_shanecs!
Banned on ESEA and Faceit for history of racism, sexism, threats of rape, and threats to kill other NA cs players.
Furthermore, shane and his teammates were exposed for sending child porn in FPL-C chat.
Yeah, quiet down lil jit
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wrote my job status as full-time student instead of unemployed xitter.cf/danny0X/status/2087550…
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Cristiano Ronaldo has played 27 World Cup games. He has scored a non-penalty goal in 5 of them:
🇰🇵 North Korea ⚽️
🇬🇭 Ghana ⚽️
🇪🇸 Spain ⚽️⚽️
🇲🇦 Morocco ⚽️
🇺🇿 Uzbekistan ⚽️⚽️
4 of these teams finished bottom of their group. They had a combined 2 points in total.





































