hltv told me you got owned and ragebaited he/him

UK
Joined June 2018
"dad how good was Aleksib at PGL Copenhagen 2024 versus G2 on Anubis round 19"
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He’s actually the goat and zywoo had a pretty impressive clutch too
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The things by grocery store doors aren’t to prevent you from stealing stuff they’re actually memory wipers that make you forget everything you had to buy
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funax 🇫🇮 retweeted
having sex with a disney adult but you have a micropenis and when she pulls your pants down she's like "omg a hidden mickey"
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funax 🇫🇮 retweeted
6 rules i have with my 🌽 addicted girlfriend 1. one 🌽 free day a week 2. no looking at 🌽 when we have sex 3. when she has her 🌽 time she has to tell me after 4. if she exceeds her $50 monthly 🌽 budget, its taken out of next month 5. no hiding the husks 6. one cob at a time
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This the life I protect with a seat belt 💔
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PGL Bucharest Grand Final. Map 5. Nuke. After bombing out of EPL, #24 Navi are facing DENDELE. Lose, and they miss the major. Aleksib and iM are in a 2v5 retake defense on A site. 11-12 on the scoreboard. Aleksib swiftly sprays koala and doc, and then flicks onto maxxkor.
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Just then, he holds W and D on his keyboard as he whiffs onto the enemy, who’s head is turned toward single. After 30 bullets hit the wall, rdnzao slowly turns to iM and headtaps him, defusing with 0.000001 milliseconds left. Navi miss Singapore.
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They then use Aleksib as a scapegoat, kicking him in favor of iM IGLing. Aleksib joins Faze, bringing broky and me with him and we win 6 majors in a row while iM struggles to win in Draculan semifinals.
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funax 🇫🇮 retweeted
this cant be the life i protect with seatbelts nigga
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Caster really needs to start pronouncing his r’s
WTF HAVE I JUST WATCHED @Vacancycs 1v4 PISTOL ROUND CLUTCH 🤯
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funax 🇫🇮 retweeted
🚨 BREAKING: Na'Vi goes all out for FUT dem0n. They offer €5m + iM, FUT has said they will only accept the €5m.
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Genuinely what is he doing
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From winning the 2 biggest tournaments of the year to missing the major wow we suck
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So where do you guys think Aleksib is going once Navi inevitably scapegoat him
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iM is 100% Mouz’s best player
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Brick by brick
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That moment when you need to teamkill but @Storm_Lunt is already dead
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THANK you Valve ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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