How much longer are we all supposed to pretend this massive shitshow is going to ever be OK? Just wondering

The "economy" is already dead and buried in a shallow grave out behind the shed, we can't break what is already irreparably and permanently broken

Time for a resurgence of the renewables grift Thousands more windmills that work about 1/3 of the time and need massive amounts of concrete to pave over farmland coming soon

You mean more bankrupt than it actually already is?

Don't apply to the AI grifts

That distinction died a painful death in 2008 and has never, ever recovered

Now he just needs to say VIX is going to zero and that price might also finally approach something resembling reality

I miss the days of more dignified grifts like work from home and pot stocks Soon these fake AI "stocks" will also be down 90 to 95% from today's laughable prices, and just like then the hot potato will be firmly in retail's burnt hands.

And have only increased and magnified since, along with 0DTEs being traded by dipshits with no collateral or concept of downside protection

Yes, we should definitely talk about the DOJ acting as a grievance machine. Maybe get Jack Smith on that case since he has nothing else going on with his own witch hunts all coming to nothing.

Next thing you know he will start a Ministry of Truth, fire federal workers for not taking an undertested shot treatment, and have people banned on social media Wait, crap, that was the last guy

Are they going to attempt a palace coup after their candidate has a brain melt on worldwide TV? They can ask the Dems for a cheat sheet on that

The Cramer Golden Rule:

I'll take the state of Minnesota for 1% of about $100B please. Does that commission get delivered to me by carrier pigeon?

They're taking the Jensen class on lying and it seems to be going quite well.

Another fake peace deal VIX slam day is led by...a credit bureau again, in anticipation of more people paying thru the nose to "repair" their credit score as they beg for a little more meat on the card bone. We remain in an entirely good place.

Which means it was actually about 40% of that total

Fake peace deal in the early trading hours, then muzzle VIX to keep the pump above water Rinse and repeat that same lie day after day

It is huge shit, no debate there

$14.5B revenue for a company with essentially 3 recurring clients The lies get more desperate and grasping by the day