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Mr. Nobody retweeted
Agar airtel pehli baar voice only plan laane wala hai toh jio ka ye voice and sms only plan kya hai jo pehle se exist karta hai
Mein kaafi month se already jio ka 448 ka recharge karti hun jo 84 days chalta hai jisme bas unlimited calls and sms hein
Kuch bhi tweet karne se pehle thodi research nai karte ho kya, fake PR itna bhi mt kro ki misleading information deni pade
Mr. Nobody retweeted
Narendra Modi had his chance. Rahul Gandhi deserves a chance.
A democracy needs questions, accountability, and leaders who listen to the people.
No leader is bigger than the country. 🇮🇳
Mr. Nobody retweeted
At 22, you want a high-paying job.
At 27, you want a better-paying job with less stress.
At 32, you want enough money that nobody can disturb your peace.
Maybe success changes as you grow older.
What's your phase?
Mr. Nobody retweeted
The worst part of liking someone?
You start noticing things you never cared about before.
Their reply time.
Their tone.
Their online status.
Suddenly you are doing detective work for free.
Ever did it?
Mr. Nobody retweeted
Indian society:
Don't date before marriage.
Don't marry late.
Don't divorce.
Don't stay single.
Don't disappoint relatives.
At some point, you realize you're living for everyone except yourself. 😭
Mr. Nobody retweeted
I will not visit Tamilnadu then.
How the hell people suppose to read if you purposely removing the most spoken language?
Be proud of your language but don't downgrade others.
I thought he is doing good.
But what's this Vijay?
What will you achieve if you remove the Hindi from sign board?
Mr. Nobody retweeted
This was my breakfast.
Why are few eggs yolk is orange and few are yellow??
Which one is best
Mr. Nobody retweeted
🚨 Bengaluru startup Voxelgrids is making India's first MRI machine, which will reduce scan cost by up to 70%.
An average MRI scan in India costs nearly Rs 10,000, making it unaffordable for many families in the country. 🙏
Mr. Nobody retweeted
My friend jumped from
50K/Month to 2L/Month in 2 years.
Insane bro.
Money follows paisaan bartha.
Mr. Nobody retweeted
My friend is getting married this month
Apparently his Ex has texted him and said i want to come to you by leaving my husband.
And guess what she has a 4 months old new baby.
What should boy do now??
Good problem to have isn't it?? 🤔
Mr. Nobody retweeted
First time I went to a movie alone.
My ticket was Screen 4, H12.
Guess what?
I entered Screen 5, found H12, and happily sat there. 😭
A girl was sitting beside me. We started talking and even exchanged numbers.
During the interval, I went to the washroom.
That's when I looked at my ticket again.
Screen 4. 🤦🏻♂️
I went to my actual screen, saw the movie was still running.
Called her.
And went back to Screen 5 instead. 😂
Ever had a mistake turn into a good memory?
