@FunSizeMela

Your favorite Massage therapist in Chicago! LMT

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I’ve said it once and I say it again black men who date white women on a normal basis always gives me gay vibes. Like when I meet them I can’t tell if they date men or white women
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You gotta put the rope with two people around ya arm. Hell the wife yall help the old people then the kid because she’s secure as long as you don’t get up
Never break kayfabe@Quadripolar_B19h
I’m terrible in these situations cause I’d just let everybody go foreal, I feel like that’s fair
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She wants her own legacy.
Wilhova@WilhovaThe3rdOct 19
She doesn’t have to do this. She should be focused on continuing her father’s legacy by growing the company he built
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The one thing that Oklahoma City has over Chicago is the club scene. It’s just a completely different vibe. They play music to make you dance then they slow it down to send you home. No angry music
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I’m think I’m about to do my early voting
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I didn’t get asked
Frank Calabrese
@FrankCalabreseOct 19
Chicago Tribune reports new UChicago/NORC polling: Brandon Johnson Job Approval: ✅️ Approve: 22% 🚫 Disapprove: 53% Excitement About Potential Mayoral Candidates: Alexi Giannoulias: 59% Susana Mendoza: 46% No polling memo yet publicly available.
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I knew he was in her space
B@1ts_me_bambiOct 19
Opened Instagram and I randomly saw the lady with the earring on her sleeve😭😭 crazy algorithm
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Lmfao something is wrong with you
Your OG 🐩@LRNROSEOct 19
i would never k/ll anyone in my home. not even trying to deal with that clean up. blood and guts everywhere. my cousin once ate crab legs in my house and i never invited her back over cus i kept feeling crab residue was everywhere. so i imagine this is worse. #Crystallake
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If you didn’t go to an HBCU I feel sorry for you cause your college experience was not like ours. We created families in college and we still rock with each other hard and heavy.
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Homecoming weekend owes me nothing. Me and my sister had a time
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Idk looks like her arm is on her side of the seat so yeah you might have been the problem
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Them bitches will turn sideways while on your feet lol
Big Pape@PaperMa_ShayOct 17
Got on my platform Uggs today living on the wild side 🤣 IYKYK
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Lmaoooo I’m a fuck nigga I say this to niggas all the time
T.A. Applewood@itsjusttraOct 16
“We could’ve been married by now” - a fuck nigga
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Yall nasty
Ghost
@GhostwritaMusicOct 18
Was gonna do that anyways, don't need no voice
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My bad ass sister
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Me-luh 🤦🏾‍♀️@FunSizeMelaOct 17
This ain’t crazy?
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This ain’t crazy?
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I love them and the oops all berries way too much to be this old
JAS™️@JazzyFire27Oct 16
Lmao just had a conversation about cereal. Crunch berries are really top tier
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These are no where near the same thing. Not dating someone who drinks and trying to change someone that does drink are two different things
yamz@InnanetgrillOct 16
no disrespect to this poster js speaking generally but. the second is kind of implied in the first sentence. yall get so litigious when it comes to “boundaries” idk
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Crunch berries Frosted Flakes and Apple Jacks
Lou
@_iamlougottiOct 15
Which 3 cereal you picking??
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Louie Anderson
mizukiiii@mizaxemOct 16
Name a famous “Canadian” without using Google?
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